Four Loko

A poem on the crazy alcoholic beverage Four Loko

Are you CooCoo for Coco Puffs?
I'm Loco for Four Loko
It's alcohol mixed with caffeine
You might as well
Mix fire with Gasoline
It's the American dream
This is what we need
Please explode my spleen
I'm winning like Charlie Sheen
It's Poison in a can
Drink all that you can
It will shortened your life span
And now they want it banned
Well I be damned
I will take a stand
They will have to pry it
From my cold dead hands

Reviews

[kayla]

lmao i love this poem!! I used to be a huge 4 Loko fan before I stopped drinking, (thank god lol). Funny as hell though.

[eglantine]

hahaha. college. the pic def cements the poem.

[Natalie C]

Ha ha ha you never seem to disappoint. I always love how you bring that fine humor, which by the way, you have no shortage of to paper.

[GunMetal]

Very amusing!

[Octob3r Star]

Thanks for sharing. Cheers

[kingblaq]

This piece has a rap song feel n flow plus its freedom. I loved it.
Dat pic, is hilarious! Lmfao

[Ama May Cooper]

What an entertaining and whimiscal poem... it sounds like a comdieons ditty or something. Love it

[H. A. M.]

Hahaha!....this sounds like a public service announcement or a soon to be made commercial. Awesome! I like this. ....And I can't help but like the rifle.

[TC Dunn]

lol...so funny. Just loved this... nice commentary on American life. So very true.

[K-mo]

haha this is great!