Dating Sucks

A poem on how much dating sucks

Dating Sucks
I wish we don't have to date
But its what me must do
If we want to find a lifemate
Don't you miss the days?
When marraige was arranged
It was according to your age
She's 14 and you're 30
Nevermind thats a bad idea

Clubbing Sucks
You're wearing expensive clothes
The bouncers are a******s
The club is full of w****s
Some are from the Jersey Shore
But your sitting in the corner bored
You're asking is this what life has in store?
Are you going to spend your life
Looking for love in the club forever more?

Being single sucks
No one likes being lonely
So we try dating sites like E-harmony
But its full of Disharmony
You try Match dot com
But it does a lot of harm
You try Ok Cupid
But you feel stupid

So I'm giving up dating for awhile
I'm gonna delete my online profile
I know I wanna find love
Will it take too long
To find that special someone
I hope not cuz really I had enough
I'm clearly not having luck
We all can agree that Dating sucks

Reviews

[Kiara]

I do agree, 100%. I also like the picture at the bottom :)