Dating Sucks

A poem on how much dating sucks

Dating Sucks
I wish we don't have to date
But its what me must do
If we want to find a lifemate
Don't you miss the days?
When marraige was arranged
It was according to your age
She's 14 and you're 30
Nevermind thats a bad idea

Clubbing Sucks
You're wearing expensive clothes
The bouncers are a******s
The club is full of w****s
Some are from the Jersey Shore
But your sitting in the corner bored
You're asking is this what life has in store?
Are you going to spend your life
Looking for love in the club forever more?

Being single sucks
No one likes being lonely
So we try dating sites like E-harmony
But its full of Disharmony
You try Match dot com
But it does a lot of harm
You try Ok Cupid
But you feel stupid

So I'm giving up dating for awhile
I'm gonna delete my online profile
I know I wanna find love
Will it take too long
To find that special someone
I hope not cuz really I had enough
I'm clearly not having luck
We all can agree that Dating sucks

Reviews

[Persephone]

DATING SUCKS! Omg I agree haha! I adore this poem - I snickered all the way through - can completely relate! great job again!

[Crazy Cat Man]

yup it is frustrating. just had to write about it :/

[The Random Writings Of ..]

Alright! I agree with you 100% on this one, and I am laughing my a*s off here! Humor and truth all in one! Finding the one, well no luck here! HaHa! Love this write! Tell like it is!

[Monica-Antoinetta-Magda..]

hahaha the perfect mix between a wonderfully hilarious and honest read! I love it, keep it up (:

[☢ZoMbIeS sLaYeR&#..]

nice!

[Natalie C]

Ha ha oh how I do enjoy your work!!
Only you can take something, supposedly so painful (for some) and turn it into such a brilliantly funny piece.

Great work!!

[Vanessa]

This poem had me laughing! And it made my day. My favorite line: "Looking for love in the club forever more?" It gives a sense of macabre to the light-hearted rant.

[Crazy Cat Man]

hey we gotta make fun of unpleasant things :/ im glad it made ur day

[Octob3r Star]

Random words, in a completely random piece. Sometimes these writings can be mentally exhausting. Very interesting piece. Cheers :)

[K-mo]

wow this is great! so very true

[An Ordinary Woman]

I saw the title on my homepage live-feed. I came running because I know! I know!

What a great poem, I enjoyed it profusely. Especially having been there. You didn't mention "Plenty of Fish" though...you might like it. And it's free. For whenever you want to start dating again. :)

[Mike]

Hahaha this is pretty sweet dude!