The Biological Clock

A poem about women in their 30;s and worried about not being married and having babies

Oh no
your biological clock is ticking
what are you thinking?
your time is shrinking
All your friends are married
and having babies
and you're wishing
why not me
Now you're 30
Stuck with rotting ovaries
You're getting desperate
and go on many dates
You already talk about marriage
he just wants to get to second base
You talk about you want babies
the guy gets scared then flees
so you get on your knees
then ask god for a husband
god smacks you then says

just relax please
I don't need to hear another plea
Enjoy ur life and be happy
You're alive and free
You don't need a baby
to make you complete
The right time will come my child
For now just act wild
Don't forget to pray
Once in while

God leaves
Now you're feeling at ease
Forget the biological clock
Cuz baby no matter what age
You rock!!!!!!!!

Reviews

[1809 Black Plague Decem..]

aww, you steal my heart, as always the Reviewer. on shoulder. :P ---mishel

[Alicia Schroeder]

Awesome write :D

[Octob3r Star]

Totally felt this way. Awesome writing.

[Susanna F]

Very nice!

[Sarah Redigan]

hee hee love it

[Bethany Woody]

Haha, I love the image of God giving a verbal b***h slap!
This was a great piece about the obsessive nature of some women.
The flow was well done and made it easy to read.