Letter To Keira Knightley

Keira Knightley and Nicole Richie
Used to be nice and plumpy
and now they're both skinny and skrawny

Mary Kate and Ashley Olson
Used to be so wholesome
and now the wind can blow them

What is happening to today's world?
When every child want's to be a skinny girl?
They eat a lil food then want to hurl

Little girls look up to their stars
They want to be skinny just as they are
So they refuse to eat then starve

I had a girl that thought she was too fat
but her small blubber was fun to grab
but she didn't want to hear that

Spain made their models to gain some weight
To join the catwalk the girls have to eat cake
A whole chicken they just ate

If Marilyn Monroe was alive
she would not be a model
They will tell her to go away and not even bother

Too many girls want to be super thin
I don't want to make love to a stick
So each girl must look from within

Is your beauty worth dying for?
You are starting to look like Skelator
I hope you start eating some more

So this is my letter to Keira Knightley
I am asking very politely
My hopes on her gaining weight is unlikely

She is now just skin and bones
What is wrong with her skin tone?
She looks like a ghost

I mean what is wrong this?
She looked like she came from the abyss
Oh the old her how much I miss

Reviews

[Alicia]

This is great poem on a subject that not to many people touch on. It's such a tough thing for many girls, and it's sad to see so many young celebrities influencing other young girls to starve themselves as well. This was poem was simple and easy to read, with even a touch of irony and humor, which I think works well. It is such a dark subject... the humor brightens it up a bit and makes it easier for people to understand the truth about it. Thanks for writing this, it is refreshing to hear a male's perspective on the subject. (I don't know why I'm assuming you're a man, but I can't really tell since your name is "Notorious Reviewer", so if I'm wrong, I'm sorry and please correct me :D).

[Lucy Kennedy]

Wow, this was slightly humorous but mostly it was just very moving and reminded me of another of the reasons to hate this world. I wish people would realize the effect they have on others.

Is your beauty worth dying for?
You are starting to look like Skelator
I hope you start eating some more

Skelator, haha, that was great.
I loved this, piece, Reviewer, I like your style. =D

[Troy Baham Jr.]

Is your beauty worth dying for?
You are starting to look like Skelator
I hope you start eating some more

classic. i don't even remember the old keira Knightley. i just know she's skinny as f**k now. it's pretty scary. this is a funny a*s poem but it's also funny that you were being serious the whole time.

[Steven Silvey]

As far as the poem goes, it was great. All but that last line. It's a really forced rhyme.

I don't wanna ramble and rant, but I have a few things to say.
First off, those women are stupid. If those girls think they're fat, then they go hang with Rosie o' Donnol for a day. Am I allowed to say that? I hope she doesn't sue. When I saw, Keira in the newest Pirates movie, I almost creamed my jeans. I have a thing for girls with English accents. Plus, her body was kickin'. Why change that, Keira? Why? As far as the Olsens go, I don't really care. They're just slipping into the hole that every child star slips. They're just trying to fit in. It's a shame that Nicole Ritchie slipped into this skin-and-bones fad. Sometimes it's tough to live normally in a shadow of fame like her father casts. Bob Dylan's son Jakob is in a pretty famous band and he is fine. The same goes for Sean Lennon. It's tough to live in these shadows, so they are stepping out and making names for themselves. Anyone who gets so deep into drugs that they are as bad off as some celebs, are just stupid. I'm rambling again. Sorry.
Great poem.

[Novus Spes]

I really like this poem, though not as much as the grabbies. I'm a size 10, and I hate it. But having read this poem has made me feel a lot better about it. It's nice to hear things from a guy's point of view. I always think that actresses look better before they lost the weight, so I'm determined not to look like them. I would still like to rid myself of my love handles, but I plan on doing it by gaining muscle. If I'm not careful, I'll become one of those huge muscular women that scare everyone. I already scare all the guys I meet, and I'm only 5'4!
Anyway, I love that you're expressing yourself so strongly about this. Most guys don't like it, but never say anything. So nothing gets done about it. If more guys actually expressed that they don't like twigs, then we wouldn't have that problem. Although that would kind of suck for the girls who can't gain weight, even when they try.
Personally, I hate it when guys grab my arms or waist. It's more because things jiggle than their size though. I like things to be firm. Hence my wanting more muscle. But if you really think about it, the jiggly factor is kind of why guys like b***s so much.

[Hh/happy Bunny Lives On..]

Dude brutal and to the point! F**k ya! i have a friend that hurls, I told her it was gonna mess up her teeth so she said she would stop. Vanity... yup... she wanted nice teeth and now eats salads instead of fries.

Awesome brutally

[Annelise]

"If Marilyn Monroe was alive
she would not be a model
They will tell her to go away and not even bother"

She was a size 14 and is considered the sexiest women ever. We need to get back to that. If I were a guy I would want to make love to a soft girl. They are comfy. I love it when a person tells me how soft I am. Great poem, thanks for pointing out how unattractive Kiera Knightly has become.

[Miranda]

you should enter this in my contest! love to see it there!;]

[Ice Queen of the Vampir..]

This is an awesome poem!!I know that there are so many girls today that are so thin, they look terrible. But I do know that there are some girls who do not gain weight no matter how much they eat.I had a friend who ate a lot every day and stayed incredibly thin, but she looked healthy.I feel bad for girls who think they are fat when it is not true and end up starving themselves. I myself am thin but I do not starve myself to be this way. I love to eat!!Great work on this!!Heather

[Randall Richard]

great stuff

[revolution9]

I agree with you wholeheartedly!!!!! Hollywood "actresses" make me sick. Hollywood has lost good role models for young girls and its sickening.

Favorite Stanza ...

If Marilyn Monroe was alive
she would not be a model
They will tell her to go away and not even bother

So true ... even though she was gorgeous. I love this poem!
:)