Keira Knightley and Nicole Richie
Used to be nice and plumpy
and now they're both skinny and skrawny
Mary Kate and Ashley Olson
Used to be so wholesome
and now the wind can blow them
What is happening to today's world?
When every child want's to be a skinny girl?
They eat a lil food then want to hurl
Little girls look up to their stars
They want to be skinny just as they are
So they refuse to eat then starve
I had a girl that thought she was too fat
but her small blubber was fun to grab
but she didn't want to hear that
Spain made their models to gain some weight
To join the catwalk the girls have to eat cake
A whole chicken they just ate
If Marilyn Monroe was alive
she would not be a model
They will tell her to go away and not even bother
Too many girls want to be super thin
I don't want to make love to a stick
So each girl must look from within
Is your beauty worth dying for?
You are starting to look like Skelator
I hope you start eating some more
So this is my letter to Keira Knightley
I am asking very politely
My hopes on her gaining weight is unlikely
She is now just skin and bones
What is wrong with her skin tone?
She looks like a ghost
I mean what is wrong this?
She looked like she came from the abyss
Oh the old her how much I miss