Shagrath Claus

Santa's younger brother Shagrath Claus who gives presents to naughty kids.

Shagrath Claus.
Santa's younger brother.
Gives gifts to all the naughty kids
for the bad things they did
Little Johnny was not good
He didn't bring him any toys
So Shagrath gave him a bomb
For him to enjoy
Little Sue was a goodie tooshoo
Santa gave her a barbie
Sarah's sister Leslie was bad
So Shagrath broke Sue's barbie in half
Little Davey is always so angry
He didn't get any candy
Shagrath gave him a gun
Which will come in handy
Anthony is pissed
For he didn't get any gifts
Shagrath said don't worry kid
And gave him a spliff
Little Johnny got a new bike
Bad Bobby got a new knife
Reggie is enjoying his candy cane
Miguel was given cocaine
Tim opened his Nintendo Wii
Mike is smoking his weed
Chrissy has been very naughty
So Shagrath sent her a Sawed Off Shotty
Santa is having a hard time
Trying to bring Christmas cheer
Unfortunately
There's more naughty kids this year
So if you are worried
That you have been bad
That's ok Shagraths got your back
This was the story of Shagrath Claus

Reviews

[NoneOfYourBusiness akaK..]

as a creative dip and dive into the darker corners of helliday cheer it is wicked clever and well writ~
being sociopolitical observer/commentator (don't tell anyone I moonlight as one for alas then my Candy Stripper Cane persona will be forever tarnished by accusations of intelligence ;) ) I really can't help but notice (or maybe I'm just reading into from that perspective) the underlying hint at how nurture effects the condition of the child's maturation and what draws him/her ~I'll stop now or may very well end up typing a thesis~much enjoyed your poetic~

[That_Girl]

Creative... and creepy. lol loved it though. How you come up with this s**t I'll never know. :)

[Von Halford]

That guy is pretty bad a*s. I want some spliff!

[H. A. M.]

RE-VIEW-EEERRRR!!!! Typical you! This was dark yeah,,,,but it rains on the just and the unjust I suppose. Cool one to read.

[Phill Oz O'fee]

Every coin has its obverse – heads or tails – Which did you, send a letter too! Even Santa’s little helper is rumoured to have a 44 Magnum tucked into his red tights!

A seasonal satirical write always brings a smile!

Phil

[Abi Smith]

AWESOME! hahaha... i believe I got something from Shagrath this holiday as well!

Santa's little brother is society.... not everyone gets that bright and shining toy/opportunity

[HorrorMaster]

Very awesome and he f*****g rule.

[Brian Kraklau]

its awsome lol

[Angelheaded Hipster]

I was trying to find the humor in this one...maybe Im having an off day or something, but this dark, even for you. Maybe you should have renamed this Christmas In The Hood or some such.

[sarah]

well wow that is deffently a different view of Santa lol Who knew he had a little brother, with such a interesting name! I love his name

[Jonathan De Elvira]

hahahahahaha!!! I love this little brother of santa... witty!!