Merry Christmas

My Christmas poem for all of you :) enjoy

I like to say Merry Christmas
Are you spending it with your mistress?
Oh I see the mistletoe
Where are the ho ho ho's?
That's ok Mrs. Claus doesn't have to know
Where is Frosty the Snowman?
Is he still snorting the blow man?
How are the Elves doing these days?
I heard they're working minimum wage
Hmmmmm check out those Sugar Plum Fairies
Oh nevermind they're underage
Where did Rudolf go?
He was really a large chihuahua
and was deported back to Mexico
Anyways
 I hope everyone is having a Christmas cheer
I'm enjoying drinking my beer
Please don't get too drunk
Save that for News Years
Merry Christmas my dears

Reviews

[Angelheaded Hipster]

Awww! Merry Christmas to you, darlin!

[Robin]

LOL ! happy hellidays ~

[nighttimesnoozer]

damn man.... i feel u have some inner sadness.. i hate christmas too!! good poem though

[Goodbyeguilt]

Lmfao could you be any more f*****g cynical??? I loves it xD xx

[Jonathan De Elvira]

man, this poem is damn good, :P

[NoneOfYourBusiness akaK..]

AHHAHAHHAHHAHHA! oh the imagery fits perfectly with my anti helliday perspective~ LOL!!!!!

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LMAO!!! This is brilliant! Just what I needed to read.. :)

[sarah]

really interesting poem!

[George Love]

Well written work, almost like a few others when the government crakced down on the North Pole for tax evasion and child labor laws a few years ago, not to mention animal cruelty.