Merry Christmas

My Christmas poem for all of you :) enjoy

I like to say Merry Christmas
Are you spending it with your mistress?
Oh I see the mistletoe
Where are the ho ho ho's?
That's ok Mrs. Claus doesn't have to know
Where is Frosty the Snowman?
Is he still snorting the blow man?
How are the Elves doing these days?
I heard they're working minimum wage
Hmmmmm check out those Sugar Plum Fairies
Oh nevermind they're underage
Where did Rudolf go?
He was really a large chihuahua
and was deported back to Mexico
Anyways
 I hope everyone is having a Christmas cheer
I'm enjoying drinking my beer
Please don't get too drunk
Save that for News Years
Merry Christmas my dears

Reviews

[Gandré]

Happy New Year, dear Daniel,

love, L.

[Gandré]

thank you for making me aware.. great poetry with cynicism ! thank you for reading my poem.

[Sirius King]

now this is what i call a Christmas poem lol

this is great

[revalatia]

lol cheers! finally a little xmas humor :P

[Crazy Cat Man]

Yes merry christmas to u :P

[Dr. Wood ?]

great take on Christmas..Dark yet fun

[afra]

very a different Xmas ..i enjoyed it ...thumps up!

[Crazy Cat Man]

hahahah this is fun. im reading this in the poetry clubs in NY for one month :P

[afra]

great

[That_Girl]

Perfect! XOXO

[Vanessa]

What a funny Christmas poem! It's like a reality show of the North Pole. The Real Housewives of Christmas Land, perhaps?

[FreeSoulLoveDance]

I love ur writings, ur so hilarious! And sick lol

[Crazy Cat Man]

I don't know why people think I'm cynical about Christmas. I love Christmas, this is just a fun poem. :)