Facebook Status Change

My poem on facebook status changes :)

In A Relationship
means you want to show off
that you're dating
and others are not

Single
means that you can't mingle
No one wants to date you
perhaps you are gay

It's complicated
means you're psychotic
You both need a tonic
instead of smoking  chronic

Engaged to
means you're telling the world
that you both will be together
forever and ever

Married To
means you're full of s**t
you just couldn't resist
to rub it in everyone's face

Divorced
means your pathetic
you're just trying to get sympathy
its not gonna work

Reviews

[Glenn Davis]

Pretty much! hahaha.

[Karen666]

funny poem :)

[Ama May Cooper]

I found this piece so humours, not true for all facebook status's but i have to adimt, there are a large amounh tof people out there just to rub there exictement ino thte misery of others x