Facebook Status Change

My poem on facebook status changes :)

In A Relationship
means you want to show off
that you're dating
and others are not

Single
means that you can't mingle
No one wants to date you
perhaps you are gay

It's complicated
means you're psychotic
You both need a tonic
instead of smoking  chronic

Engaged to
means you're telling the world
that you both will be together
forever and ever

Married To
means you're full of s**t
you just couldn't resist
to rub it in everyone's face

Divorced
means your pathetic
you're just trying to get sympathy
its not gonna work

Reviews

[Brette Medb]

Haha.... Everyone is obsessed over statuses on facebook these days... I'm sure many people use their relationship statuses in the same way you wrote about here.

[Jeff Bresee]

Smile...

I hate Facebook!

A fun read. Thanks.

[MeiAngelus]

Have to admit, it was funny but it rubbed me the wrong way in one spot. I'm a hopeless romantic so I'd like to think engaged and married stati (Is this a word?) mean the same thing. Still, it does apply for most people on Facebook. I'm officially requesting you write one about the obnoxious fan pages, tons of games & invites, song lyric statuses, etc. There are a lot of things about Facebook that you just won't get, unless you're on Facebook. Good write. :)

[Kairi_Lynn]

hahahahaha! That's great, definantly my laugh for the day, that is so true of facebook, you see that's one of the many reasons why I don't have one. I love the pic with it too, nice and refreshing to read and review.

[Breezie Kae]

Haha. This made me smile.

[Lauren Beth]

I liked this..it was funny and refreshing. Nice write!

[Gandré]

I am not on Facebook but I take you by word.
haha this was funny. Funny is always good!

[misha]

Funny very interesting

[Rachel Koepke]

I found this humorous and pretty kewl i never would have thought about writing something like this it was very good and original