Internship

jajaja. I wrote this for fun. :)

No pay but plenty of experience
I'd rather go to a seance
Don't you see that it is great
to work for free
Internships the new slavery indeed
Months of grunting and grinding
for a sandwich and a half
Everyday is the same
My bosses jokes are lame
I'm dying slowly on the inside
I have lost my pride
I wish I was dead
I can't even pay the rent

I can't laugh at my stupid boss' jokes anymore
This job is a bore
I became an Intern w***e
This is what I get
for being desperate and accept
any bullshit that came my way
I should've said nay
But now I have to stay
I can't even get laid
When I tell a girl that I work with no pay
That's it. Watch out. My time is running out
If I don't get paid soon
I'm gonna come to the office
and you'll hear a very loud BOOM!!!!!

Reviews

[Ashley]

Hahaha I completely cracked up!
Sooo creative and entertaining :)
Hah I laughed out loud so clearly you were successful.
Very well done!