Twilight

A Senryu on the Twilight books. :) I hope no one thinks I'm making fun of the series. I love it. It's a great story.

It's Edward Cullen
A Mysterious Vampire
Why underage girls?

Isabella Swan
You made life hard for yourself
Date humans instead



Oh Edward Cullen
The Ultimate C**k-Blocker
Bella is your squeeze

Edward and Bella
A human and a vampire
How do they make love???

Reviews

[Kayla]

I like this!! It was pretty funny =) nice job!!

[Gandré]

You always show me what is in on TV.
I like your poetic comments on movies, musicians and series on TV, I enjoyed your sweet Senryu.Always great stuff.

[Luna]

Haha, this was very funny.
Great job!

-Luna

[Marie]

I have to say I loved the movie but was creeped out that Edward was really like 100 years old and into a 17 year old. Its an interesting story and an interesting response to the write as well. I enjoyed the poem, it was funny and whimsical, along with making me question what is all the fuss about?

[Taylor H]

lol love it

[Ice Queen of the Vampir..]

I love your short pieces. ;) This is really a good one, nice work!!!

Heather

[Victoria Harlequin]

Jajaja, very nice. This is interesting and funny - great write

[deeps]

Cute really, I never saw the movie. I enjoyed your short and cute write.

[Stacy A. Foster]

hahaha I love the books and thought the movie was good but always wondered why he connected with a young high school girl (she WAS smart beyond her age, but still)... then there was the stalking that he did, etc. Good thing he was a good-looking vamp or the cops would have been called.... LOL! x

[Stephanie]

I love the end where you're like "Date humans instead". Funny && enjoyable as always :)