Well, overall, that is pretty funny. The main stanza that got me was the first one, where you spoke of Edward's age as well as the age of his fans: usually underage girls. I have the longest opinion about that detail that I won't even go into; just know that it provides false hope for little girls. ;) Yeah, like guys at the age of seventeen--or rather no older than 40--will really be gentlemen-perfect.
Hah i feel ya dawggg.
speaking of dogs, JACOB BLACK
Bella should go with him, someone who you dont have to sacrifice your life, family, and future for.
BUT then again... shes horrible addicted and rehab aint gonna fix that. SOOOOO shes basically screwed. But its okay cuz shes got sparkly man to gaze at lol
I am a fan of the concept of Twilight, but personally feel that the story isn't written very well.
However, this poem is quite funny. Twilight...can you say peadophile?
Although, I must admit that I do find the idea of Edward Cullen quite seductive...
I enjoyed this...amusing! =D
I LOVE Twilight! The books overpower the movie so much. This poem made me laugh but yes, the thought of an immortal 107 year old vampire going after a 17 year old girl is quite eerie. However, I think Edward Cullen is to die for. Call me a fangirl. :D xxx
Such great questions and their answered in all the books, even the question of them making love.
Intereting read.
Sianna xx
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