Damn Vampires!!!

Oh S**t I got bit
I can't look in the mirror
Those God Damn Vampires!!!!!





This is Alucard
He's from Castlevania
A video game

He's Dracula's son
He wants to kill his father
But he's a loser

Reviews

[Blade & Blood (The ..]

lol That was pretty funny. ^^ The picture was awesome too because it really helped out the image of the actual vampire rather than having me picture one of those really old vampires from the 1900s... meaning the ones that are not sexy. :P

I think it's really cool that in the first haiku (or stanza) the narrator gets pissed off instead of afraid... that's humor! lmao!

Ironically Yours, Blade and Blood

[That_Girl]

The last is hilarious. xD

[Stephanie]

Haha, another one out of left field (and I mean faaaaar left). I never quite expect the things you come up with. It's quite fun actually. Great humor. I love it :)

[Lorrie]

Interesting...the picture helped alot.

[darkgurl]

that is really cute I like this very well written in just a few words....Kim

[*~Imperfectly Me~*]

lol, i liked this piece... It's fun to see a vampire poem without the sex and fear.. It just has anger lol... This was a fun little piece and i like the picture... good job lol :)

ps. vampires are pretty amazing you shouldn't be angry if one bit you because it only means that you made a good meal...

[Rachel Cooper]

XD This is great! It's so funny!

&& Castlevania's the f*****g s**t! I love that game!

[Debbie_Philly]

GREAT JOB !!!!!

[Nicole Clarice Anna Wie..]

Speachless... and im not so sure its in a good way..... This was.... imaginative - funny - and absolutely rediculous. A nice change in pace from the usual serious writing im into. You're slowly broadening my horizons mister reviewer :P

[.::Cup^E^Cake*RaWr!*::.]

lol I LIKE IT!!!
hehe haha lol