COCKBLOCKER

C Conniving Cunning Charlatans

O Oral-Administrator Orators

C Chasing Clitoris Constantly

K Killing Kindred-Spirits

B Banality Bum B******s

L Lust Licking Lovers

O Obtuse Over-Compensating

C Clubbing C**t-looking Children

K Kindergarten-Mentality

E Endless Evergrowing Egos

R Rendering Rearends Relentlessly

Reviews

[Jenny Davis]

Definition of a cockblocker: A person (male or female) who intentionally or unintentionally strives to WIN THE PRIZE by blocking or preventing others from getting their hands on that same prize. A person whom achieves the top status by all means necessary including blocking another person.
THERE ARE DEFINITELY MANY OF THOSE HERE, BUT DO YOUR THANG and fo' get about et LOL

[H. A. M.]

Typical Reviewer style here buddy. Liking the acrostic. Nice. Now there's this jingle that I picture the guy flipping the bird would say.
'Because you can't get none,
you have to ruin my fun.
Cockblocker,
your a hell of a guy!'

[Diana Owen Busy with Li..]

wow... very interesting... I like the acrostic and your words use to decribe it... awesome.

[Norma J. Jessee]

Sorry I'm so late, had some catching up to do. You've outdone yourself on this one and hit the nail on the head.
Here's a new definition: the position a rooster plays in a hockey game.

[Jonathan Bryant Dean]

I call then CB for short.

I do not see much effort in this one to write a good acrostic, but as long as you feel that you have shared your message, that is the main thing.
JBD

[Chloe..Across the Unive..]

LOL!!!

I have heard that before.. usually when some guy moves in on some chick before the first guy gets a chance...

[Siddartha Beth Pierce]

I love your acrostics - they are very powerful and speak volumes. Thank you for sharing - quite a read, what's it called when a woman does this - that happens too, is it the same term? LOL, great job - glad to see you are still around.
Light,
Siddartha

[Ice Queen of the Vampir..]

This is a very creative acrostic. Nice work, I'm glad you're still writing!!! :)

Heather

[Dj Golden]

I hate those cockblocking b******s. At any rate cute and interesting I especially liked the first line. Very funny. However the "K" line was kind of the odd man out. You could probably think of something better for that one. Great read.

[Pema Dorje]

hilarious and kokbloked liberating...

[Gandré]

Now we know what it is, here we go:

1. cockblocker 362 up, 22 down


Cockblocker: 1. (noun) a female friend who accompanies another female friend to planned meetings with a male peer, to ensure that the sista does not get into trouble;
2. (Noun) a male who interferes with another male's attempt to freak the woman whom the former either wishes to protect as a friend, or is already pursuing himself;
3. (Verb) to cockblock: basically, to interfere, by way of one's mere presence, with the attempt of one person to freak another

1. Jill "Jane, I really need you to come along tonight as my cockblocker so I don't do anything I would later regret.
Jane "Sure"
2. I made my move toward that hottie Jennifer with the thought of grinding with her. That cockblocker Alex cut in and got it first.
3. Alex cockblocks all the time
by Doobie Smokes You Dec 2, 2004 email it
2. cockblocker 367 up, 48 down


someone who prevents someone from getting sex.
by Joey Mar 20, 2003 email it
3. cockblocker 148 up, 20 down


A person who interferes with anothers chance of geting laid.

Spoon is the biggest cockblocker of them all.
by anonymous Oct 5, 2003 email it

4. cockblocker 130 up, 37 down


Someone who blocks you from gettin with a girl

Emanuel cockblocked me at the mall today
by InFaMouS Mar 28, 2003 email it
5. cockblocker 151 up, 85 down


an a*****e dude that f***s up your chances of f****n some b***h

Jose cockblocked me so I pinched a loaf in his pillowcase.
by OnE LoVe Aug 10, 2003 email it
6. cockblocker 78 up, 22 down


prevents p***y for others

bill is a c**k blocker
by non-c**k-blocker Aug 18, 2003 email it
7. cockblocker 125 up, 85 down


What fat and/or ugly girls do to guys who want to hook up with their cute girl friends.

Cockblocking is not nice. Fat girls do it because they can't get any so they get jealous and try to prevent other guys from giving the dick to their thinner, hotter girl friends. If you are a hot, horny girl and your ugly, fat friend tells you that that guy you want to bone is a player and/or has STD's, she's not really protecting you, she's just being a b***h-a*s cockblocker cause she don't want you to get laid and be all happy. Cockblockers are messed like that
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1. One who socially gets between one or more potential couples. 2. A male who prevents another from getting laid by socially getting in the way.

1. I was right about to ask for her number, and then your cockblocking a*s had to tell your stupid drunk story.

2. I was about to take her home, and then you had to make the remark about the old cheeseburger under the seat in my car, you damn cockblocker!
by theunknowngl Oct 16, 2004 email it
9. Cockblocker 34 up, 18 down


Anyone who prevents a male from having sexual intercourse with an another for various reasons.

He followed them home to cockblock his friend from having sex.
by B-Unit Dec 8, 2003 email it
10. Cockblocker 22 up, 7 down


To stop one man from having sexual relations with a female

Colin is a stupid cockblocker
by Jon Mouchet Dec 8, 2003 email it
11. cockblocker 21 up, 11 down


People that making getting some a lot more difficult that it should be.

Everyone I know is a cockblocker. Get a hobby that doesn't affect me, d****t.
by blank Jun 9, 2003 email it
12. cockblocker 8 up, 2 down


A guy/girl, especialy friend or family who intentionately or not stops you from getting laid...it can be done by phone, visiting, etc.

I was about to lose my virginity, when a Maniac friend of mine called to ask if i was watching T.V. Because of that cockblocker I missed my chance...
tags cockblocker porn oops sexblocker friend
by I-Maniac Garden Grove, California Feb 7, 2007 email it
13. Cockblocker 7 up, 3 down


Opposite of a Wingman. A person who deliberately gets in your way of scoring in attempt of them getting laid by the same lady you are going for. A player hater who won't let you get back on third base by blocking and gets you out of the game. somemone who has less of a chance of getting laid by the same lady and still decides to block you from getting laid as well.

In a room are two people engaging foreplay and the cockblocker walks in the room and physically gets inbetween the two partners preventing them from further foreplay/intercourse. I got cockblocked! partly due to hating on a player.
tags cockblocker player hater hater cockblocked blocked playa hating
by Clinton Ziza Smith San Diego Apr 27, 2006 email it
14. cockblocker 14 up, 10 down


someone who prevents a guy from using his dick to satisfy a woman

That f****n cockblocker wouldn't leave Tom's house last night when he was anxiously awaiting to f**k Sarah.
tags blockin the c**k baby-maker preventer cockerblocker blocker of the c**k sex preventer
by Katie S. MD Mar 20, 2006 email it

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An ugly and/or fat girl or gameless dude who, out of lonliness or possibly sheer contempt keep others from achieving sexual satisfaction with a chosen partner.

That m**********r Jrge is a cockblocking m**********r
by Jorge Rodriguez Santos de la Cocina Jul 23, 2004 email it
16. cockblocker


1. a female/male that prevents someone from getting sex.
2. someone who blocks the c**k.
3. Luana

Luanaaa Ribeiro

"Daaamn look at Luana shes a hardcore cockblocker!"
tags sex c**k penis vagina xanax
by carolbitchh Miami Bitchh May 29, 2007 email it
17. Cockblocker 7 up, 7 down


Someone who prevents you from getting some, such as Aaron Disease.

That cockblocker kept following us around.
tags douchebag cockblock cockblocking a*****e asshat
by byahhh nowhere Oct 12, 2006 email it
18. cockblocker 6 up, 6 down


Someone who blocks the shot of someone other than themselves getting sex.

Im trying to get with boy for the night and my girl is being a cockblocker by calling me every minute on the hour.
by HoneybrwnDyme Jan 12, 2003 email it
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The less attractive of the two. She'll ruin your approach, flow, and groove. She will stand in the way of you making your move. Insert your best friend to run interference for a couple of plays. Get some and then break up with the girl saying that you don't want to see her anymore because of her annoying friend. Problem becomes solution.

John blocked the cockblocker so I could knock it with Cheryl. John ditched the cockblocked after eating all the candy bars that she had in her purse. I got laid and then broke up their friendship (for her own good) and now it's Saturday.
by Christopher Handsome Mar 28, 2003 email it
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a person who can't get any at that particular time so they make sure that any attempts that are made on or by you to get some sexual satisfaction are thwarted so that they are not lonely

i wanted to get some at home but my friend keeps calling even though they know we are getting "busy"
by Cathy Oct 18, 2003 email it
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A woman/girl (usually ugly) who is jealous of the fact that her friend gets dick, whilst she doesnt. thus she tries to block all c**k directed at friend. the ugly b***h.

Susan stopped me from f*****g helen because she was 'too close'
by p Mar 30, 2003 email it
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when you are excited about getting a girl who you really like and a stupid dumbfuck f***s it up for you!

otis scrivner cockblocked me last night, so now i'm going to jack off on his face!
by Texas Tech guy who got cockblocked Nov 12, 2004 email it
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roommate who's afraid of penis and can't stop talking... she also wants every guy to want her, but won't do anything when she has them in her bed. tries to prevent roommates from getting any, at all times. BIGGEST COCKBLOCKER EVERRRR

Elizabeth never has sex... her goal in life is making sure her roommates have even less sex than she does. she is a cockblockin b***h... and she knows it
by i want some a*s Mar 29, 2004 email it
25. cockblocker 7 up, 11 down


to try to stop one from getting booty

stop cockblokin n***a
by bernard Dec 3, 2003 email it
26. cockblocker 1 up, 5 down


todd gibson is a cockblocker,he blocks others from a coworker he had already and dont want any longer.

he goes to extream to not let orther around her when she is drinking.
by robin allen Oct 22, 2003 email it
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c**k�block�er kok bl�kr (plural c**k�block�ers) noun - [Pre-12th century. Origin uncertain, probably from medieval Latin coccus�blake cockblocker; a cockblocker; to block/blocked his/her/it's c**k in say; person tries to stick his/her/it's c**k into something to prove authority, where as he gets cut off by someone; conclusion; being cockblocked and becomming property of the person he/she/it is being cockblock by.
by poQ May 22, 2003 email it
28. cockblocker 3 up, 8 down


one who keeps the poon running away

Cockblocker Duztin has a keen ability to drive the women away
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A guy who tries to steal another guys girlfriend/date etc.
by anonymous Mar 20, 2003 email it
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One who cockblocks, typically used to identify an individual who, intentionally or not, avoids in engaging in contact with another person, whether by phone, email or in person. The term infers a connotation that the individual in question avoid said contact is a basic "DICK" in nature for avoiding such contact.

I've been trying to get in touch with Todd all day, but that cockblocker's been dodgin' me left and right.
by Pottsy Nov 17, 2004 email it
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Andy Long

"Who cockblocked you?"

"It was Andy Long."