COCKBLOCKER

C Conniving Cunning Charlatans

O Oral-Administrator Orators

C Chasing Clitoris Constantly

K Killing Kindred-Spirits

B Banality Bum B******s

L Lust Licking Lovers

O Obtuse Over-Compensating

C Clubbing C**t-looking Children

K Kindergarten-Mentality

E Endless Evergrowing Egos

R Rendering Rearends Relentlessly

Reviews

[Jenny Davis]

Definition of a cockblocker: A person (male or female) who intentionally or unintentionally strives to WIN THE PRIZE by blocking or preventing others from getting their hands on that same prize. A person whom achieves the top status by all means necessary including blocking another person.
THERE ARE DEFINITELY MANY OF THOSE HERE, BUT DO YOUR THANG and fo' get about et LOL

[Stephanie]

Funny and creative as always. Good job :)

[DavidRyan]

This is awesome, man. Funny and intelligent. Well done.

[Illuminatix]

I have never heard of this word but it will defiantly will come handy
in an everyday life ~laughs~
great poem btw!

[Queen of the Damned]

Ha ha...this is so funny. Great acrostic...I love it.

[Celtic Cat]

Clubbing C**t-looking Children
Yep, that's a keeper. Rock on with your bad self.

[Nick Erickson]

Ok, I laughed my way through this one. Very good.

[Hannah Epstein]

I LOVE YOU.

Yeah, not really. But this made me laugh out loud....literally.

[78%H2O]

lol!! Nice, creative acrostic. Amusing.

[Kitty Cat]

i've always liked it when people write their poems in that particular style, nice job.

[Brianna Brie]

LOL I don't know what I enjoyed most...the poem itself or the comments. Your one cocksure writer (pun intended).