I Got A New Boo

a poem about current events :P

I Got A New Boo
And she's very cute
and funny too
She makes me laugh
She also has a great a*s
So many dudes want to have that
But i say fat chance
I wanna take her to a dance
Even though I can't dance
Its ok she doesn't know either
We both hate Justin Bieber
She likes my sense of humor
We both drink into a stupor
She's also very proper
I would be a fool
If I didn't went after her
What is this feeling in my tummy
It's been a long time since I felt the butterflies
For a long time I felt like I had died
I felt like a robot
With no heart
But when I met you
Were gonna have a new start
If I didn't went after you
I'll be a retard
What is this new emotion?
I'm not used to this new sensation
Finally no more masturbation
We are taking it slow
We are not going to have sex yet
We want to have long conversations
I'm glad that I finally found a new boo
I'm also glad that she's not on Facebook
With love and patience
Perhaps you can find love too

Author's Note

Reviews

[Ama May Cooper]

A sweet and honest piece. I wish you great luck with your new lass

[Crazy Cat Man]

this is my romantic side :P

[Natasha]

awwwwwwww congrats..loved the last 2 lines the best :)

[Andie]

"Finally no more masturbation"
Hahaha! I love it. :3 Your poems always have a heavy load of humor in them, but that's why I like them so much.
Nice one. :)

[Baby Ricochet]

Cute poem cat man

[SmileBig :)]

So. Many. Grammatical. Errors. But It's sweet! Congrats on the girlfriend :)

[Crazy Cat Man]

im fixing it LOL i had to post it lol

[SmileBig :)]

Lol ok :)