Improv Super Star

A poem based on pompous idiot Improv actors who think they are super stars but they are not.

You are a Improv Super Star
You think you will go very far
But you will be stuck where you are
You do Improv at The Pit
You think you're the s**t
But I know you're full of s**t
Why do you have to act like a dick?
You do Improv at the Magnet
You think that makes you a chick magnet
You do Improv at UCB
Which is because its the big leagues
So you try to get knee deep in p***y
Just because you do Improv
Doesn't mean you have to act like a snob
Pulease
you don't have a real job
So you're a Improv super star
You are taking many classes
You see hot girls hot young asses
So you hit on them very aggressive
Dude you're pathetic
When I saw you're show
I was just trying to give compliments
You didn't give a s**t
You said whatever and tried to hit on a chick
She won't go on your dick
Dude you're balding
Look at the back of your head
She won't give you head
She needs to go back to school
And study instead
In fact you should do that too
Go back to school
Instead of acting on stage like a fool
So you graduated Level 4 from a Improv theater
So what
Your parents don't give a s**t about it either
I'm getting sick of your s**t
So what if you do Improv
No one is impress
So just f**k off

Reviews

[Carolann Dowsett]

Haha I love this, a good slap in the face to all those dicks out there :)

[Crazy Cat Man]

hahahaha not all are dicks. i took improv classes before :P just some are dicks. and ill make fun of em

[Carolann Dowsett]

Cool :)

[KAOlmsted]

So...on the subject of Improv...could you tell us where you stand?

I love rambling ranting poetry about things I am blissfully unaware of...I had no idea these guys were dicks. Now I know. Thank you.

Where've you been, dude?

[Crazy Cat Man]

not all of them were dicks. just some lol. they were mean to my friend.

[Gandré]

seems you dont like their art of acting :))

[Baby Ricochet]

I take it you don't like these people.

[Crazy Cat Man]

haha just read what I wrote to Avy lol.

[That_Girl]

And here I thought you loved those pricks! ;) kidding

Missed your humor!

[Crazy Cat Man]

this was inspired when me and a friend went to a Improv show. he tried to be nice and compliment one of the performers and he was a dick lol

[That_Girl]

lol doesn't surprise me