I am Blacula

I am Blacula

A Poem by Crazy Cat Man

I am Blacula
I am Half Black and Vampire
This movie was bad

© 2013 Crazy Cat Man


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haha. you are right.
that movie DOES suck
i could only watch bits and pieces and that was too much!
bleh
how do movies that bad get made and end up on TV?
one of those things, just like Troll 2
I think "who the hell wrote this and how are they making money doing it and I'm not???"

Posted 17 Years Ago


16 of 17 people found this review constructive.




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How is this so funny? I understand that people don't always post serious stuff on here (i.e. my push-up pop poem), but it's kind of cheap to post a picture and three sentences and invite a load of people to come read it, don't you think? Especially when those three sentences are crap. Bah. 1 star. _A

Posted 17 Years Ago


10 of 17 people found this review constructive.

haha! So true. I saw this and usually love ANYTHING relating to vamps. But this sucked (and not in the usual good way). :)

Short and definitely to the point (pun intended!!). :)

Posted 17 Years Ago


12 of 14 people found this review constructive.

Back to your off the wall sense of humor I see - lol - very funny.
Thanks for sharing and making us smile.
Light,
Siddartha


Posted 17 Years Ago


13 of 15 people found this review constructive.

I think you should be a poetic film critic...films come up a lot in your senryus.
Thanks for sharing this.

Count Duckula, anybody? That was good s**t.

Posted 17 Years Ago


15 of 16 people found this review constructive.

mwahahahaahha what the hell! lol /dies laughing

Posted 17 Years Ago


13 of 16 people found this review constructive.

Oh my god, complete madness but rather cute ....... not what I expected at all. Hope you are well? Hugs Mx

Posted 17 Years Ago


15 of 17 people found this review constructive.

i like that movie!

Posted 17 Years Ago


14 of 17 people found this review constructive.

I don't remember him, but I think I can kick his a$$...

This was hilarious, full of your usual "what is going to come next"ness...thanks for sharing.

Posted 17 Years Ago


17 of 18 people found this review constructive.

haha. you are right.
that movie DOES suck
i could only watch bits and pieces and that was too much!
bleh
how do movies that bad get made and end up on TV?
one of those things, just like Troll 2
I think "who the hell wrote this and how are they making money doing it and I'm not???"

Posted 17 Years Ago


16 of 17 people found this review constructive.

This was so funny you always put a smile on my face.

Posted 17 Years Ago


16 of 18 people found this review constructive.


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Added on February 6, 2008
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Crazy Cat Man

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