I am Blacula

I am Blacula
I am Half Black and Vampire
This movie was bad

Reviews

[Tonya (the Night Writer..]

haha. you are right.
that movie DOES suck
i could only watch bits and pieces and that was too much!
bleh
how do movies that bad get made and end up on TV?
one of those things, just like Troll 2
I think "who the hell wrote this and how are they making money doing it and I'm not???"

[Alessander]

Ha, a Blacula Haiku! Brilliant lol The movie was so bad that it was good. You should write an "Shaft" haiku follow up, or "I'm gonna get you, sucka" ode:)

[Staci Brown]

lol not much in the way of literary prose but to the point lol

faerie blessings...

[Nicole Clarice Anna Wie..]

haha omg ... i LOVE this one!!!! .. you made me giggle just a bit there.. actually a little more than a bit.. but enough about how much i am laughing right now.. great write! love how lighthearted it is :) ... yay for simple poems! :D

CIAO

[Katie B]

Never saw the movie but your poem is funny. When I saw Blacula it made me think of Binicula, the vampire rabbit. It was a book I read when I was young. Binicula sucked the juice out of fruits and veggies

[E. M. Murren]

LMFAO I remember this movie... they used to double feature it with Rocky Horror in Hollywood. Ah... those were the days. Blacksploitation at its weirdest. Cheers on the senyu.

[The Mongoloids Cafe]

It was so bad it's bad.

[Gary H]

Haven't seen the movie but guessing it's not going to be too fantastic from your review. Still might get my teeth stuck into it one day (Ha!)

[H. A. M.]

Ode to the seventies huh. Hehehe. You kill me!

[Jen Doll [helpless Are ..]

lol.
that definatley provided me with humor.
thanks for shainrg.
lovelove.
-me.

[Jasmina Amethyst Pendra..]

This is kinda funny. i really despise this movie. It was so horrible. ~Liv