Sociopath

A poem inspired by a psycho exgf whom I ran into last night. She wanted my number again but I gave her an old one.

She's a crazy lady
Whom you met at a party
She looks really sexy
So you decided to make a move
And try to be smooth
You walk by and you say hi
But once the moment she opened her mouth
You're like damn you want to leave now
You made a mistake by trying to relate
Everything she says doesn't make sense
Now you're on the fence
And you don't want to offend
She talks about her job
And you just nod
She talks about her dog
And you yawn
She talks about her Ex
And you're like damn what's next
Why do you put up with her?
Oh yeah cuz you wanna have sex with her
You know she's full of s**t
But you still want to hit it
She's fucken nuts
But you want to get into her butt
But with all the s**t she's talking
You had enough
She is the girl
You wish you avoided
At a party
Her mind is voided
A complex vortex
of endless diction
Everything she says
is a contradiction
When you try to talk about yourself
She ignores you
Then she keeps talking about herself
Damn you're stuck in hell
How long are you gonna dwell?
She is a sociopath
She has no regard to your feelings
When you tell her real things
With meanings
Now you check on Facebook
You're finally off the hook
She lost her cellphone
and doesn't have your number
Wheww what a  relief.
She is gone
I feel like Martin Luther King
When he made that speech
When he said free at last free at last
Thank God almighty
We are free at last

Author's Note

Reviews

[S]

Your work is very entertaining....

[S]

man, you can write a poem on any any subject. And even though some of it has really offensive statements, i just like that they fit there and makes reading your work very entertaining :)

[Autumn Dawn Gorny]

Sadly, this is the same for women. We have all been there, we see the hot wrapping and ignore the ticking time bomb inside. Or worse yet we fear the ticking time bomb and stay until an exit becomes available.

[Baby Ricochet]

If a man has been with more than 3 women in his life one of them was a psycho. Same Equation works for women too. Guys actually get off light with psycho chicks. We typically don't have to worry about them stalking us and raping us at knife point if that first date goes wrong.

[KAOlmsted]

Sociopath...For a minute there I thought you were dedicating a poem to me, Cat Man Do *laugh*

Too funny, and reminded me of that SNL thingie you posted, which made me giggle some more...excellent write...seriously funny s**t.

[Crazy Cat Man]

thank u. this was inspired by a girl i was seeing for awhile. i hated when she called me. i actually changed my ringtone for when u lose in the Price is Right horn when she called. blah

[kublakhan27]

Thankfully I'm a geek and didn't have to worry a whole lot about such awkward scenarios...actually I was usually the one creeping girls out, the difference was I intentionally set out to do so and gained a good measure of satisfaction in succeeding...I didn't care too much for the girls I went to school with :P
Anyways sorry for the autobiography...this is a raw and obviously blunt piece, laced with a bit of dark humour, which is precisely the way this subject should be treated...well done^^

[ms. barrie]

your choice of words, the way you make them rhyme and flow, always amazes me:

her mind is voided
A complex vortex
of endless diction
Everything she says
is a contradiction
When you try to talk about yourself
She ignores you
Then she keeps talking about herself
Damn you're stuck in hell
How long are you gonna dwell?

- replace "she" to "he" and oh i can relate to this very well. and yes, "free at last" - yes i'm finally free at last. amazing poem. pen on :)

[Ees]

Ahh yes,
crazy people, they're everywhere and you usually can't tell until they start talking...

"But once the moment she opened her mouth" I'd take out either the "once" or "the moment" using both doesn't sound right.

"You're like damn you want to leave now" I'd like colon aft the "like" I like things devices that make poems easier to read, personally and that is something that would do pretty well... define the separate parts, ya know what I mean?

i have always wondered how guys get all wound up with these crazy chicks, I guess you answered that? You still want to have sex even when you realize that the object of your intentions is, uh, nuts. Now I just need somebody to answer me why that is. Hahaha.

Free at last, nice, absurd, but funny still.
Next time you are stuck in an awful one-sided conversation, do what I do, nod and walk away. Just wander away. If they find you, sheepishly say, "oh yeah, I do that sometimes." I mean, who cares if you are rude... Those sorts of people don't deserve the curtesy of your manors. yeah. I am not a terribly impolite person, I mean, i curtsy when people hold doors, but sometimes it really is the best option!

funny.

nice work.

[Xeru]

A complex vortex
of endless diction
Everything she says
is a contradiction


Funniest ish ever.. You should get a writing oscar or something.

[elizasexybeth]

very good rhyming in this a love the ones wrote from experience its an enjoyable read and like how you linked it to luther king.