Busted

I shouldn't post this poem anymore. But im still gonna post it then take it down

B***h got caught putting up fake pics
Trying to make everyone
Believe she's a chick
Writing s**t poetry
That's nonsense
Vying for Attention
Her poems are worse than constipation
Who is this person?
Who calls herself Hotstuff?
Everyone has had enough
With her bluff
Claiming she is real
She is as real
As Chaz Bono's dick
A pure fake
You better get off this site snow flake
Insulting a friend of mine
Was a mistake
You posted pics of Marrisa Miller
You claimed to be her
That's a laugh for sure
You're very insecure
If you want respect
You better come correct
You better check yourself
Before you wreck yourself
Was this a cry for help?
My advice is to be yourself
But don't come pretending
To be someone else
Now my wrath you just felt
if you got a problem with that
Then go f**k yourself.

Author's Note

Reviews

[ms. barrie]

brilliantly written, extremely witty, (okay a bit mean, but i read about this "HotStuff" and poor Chaz Bono :( ) - you definitely weaved such extreme humor into this with your choice of words:

Vying for Attention
Her poems are worse than constipation
Who is this person?
Who calls herself Hotstuff?
Everyone has had enough
With her bluff

had me laughing hysterically, as with the other lines you have in this poem...and i do enjoy writing and reading a good "gggrrrr" rant poem based on someone's inane behavior on here or towards others in real life. I also like to point out...since you stated in this poem about this Hotstuff (is she/he a baked potato?) - her actual user picture is that of Marissa Miller? (shakes head)

as with the rhythm and flow in this poem as well as all your writings i have read thus far, never ceases to amaze me. i love how you chose to end this poem as well. NO please do not delete this poem, it's hysterical and very well written!

[Ees]

I believe everything you have written is true and I think that you did a great job of writing this. It is funny and mean and well-deserved.
but really? Why bother with people like that? I just ignored the situation. Obviously a nutcase who is not a writer.

of course, my first instinct was that she was some sort of government spy. But that is always where I go to first.

[That_Girl]

Poor Chaz Bono. Being pulled into Hotshits drama. ;)

I love it Dan!!! XD so perfect.

[Crazy Cat Man]

this poem is already outdated. I should have written this last week lol. oh well I think the lesson is learned.

[Baby Ricochet]

She's as real as chas bono's dick. That's awesome. I love this. UNCONDITIONAL WAR ON TROLLS

[Another Relic]

You have to admit she caught the attention of a lot of people here. ha ha I'm glad to see people aren't buying it though. At last check she has turned over a new leaf and is now something else. I can't see how she'll get any better at writing though. I'm sure she's/he's just looking for some kind of attention and this is the perfect place for it.

[Destinyxi]

AHAHAHAHAHA hell YES. Take that good for nothing fake piece of baloney sammich!

[Crazy Cat Man]

yup hahaha this is a reminder to those who want to play with fire. Expect to be burn!!!!!!!!!!!! :P

[Destinyxi]

haha. Thanks for writing this Dan

[Crazy Cat Man]

I just posted a music video that goes along with the poem :P it further drives the point home lol how u been?

[Destinyxi]

I've been alright, got myself a s****y cold X.X how about you?

[Crazy Cat Man]

im ok. just been meh :P oh no it sucks u have a cold. :( ugh. im gonna wear a scarf tonight.

[Destinyxi]

hahaha yeah you do that. :P

[eglantine]

bwhahaha baloney smmich....

[Ana Soo]

LOL yeah

[Crazy Cat Man]

thanks to be honest. theres no point anymore to post this poem LOL. since this person took down her fake pics. lol

[Ana Soo]

It's okay, this is not only to let people know about the fake pictures but to at least give justice to the poem. It's still a poem after all:)

[KAOlmsted]

Hell yeah, dude...b***h be crazy.

Good write, btw ;-)

[Crazy Cat Man]

:P just had to put my 2 cents in :P

[KAOlmsted]

I saw some of her hot mess...holy cats...

Oh I do that to you all the time! *laugh* Holy cats :-D

[Crazy Cat Man]

Iam crazy cat man :P i am a cat person lol. i grew up with cats i even have 2 cats tattooed on my arm lol

[KAOlmsted]

awww...

[Crazy Cat Man]

I might get a 3rd cat tatooed onmy arm lol but that could be too much :P

[KAOlmsted]

well, why stop at 3? You are the Crazy Cat Man after all ;-) I challenge you to get as many cat tattoos as is humanly possible...you'll be famous (and don't forget to tell them whose idea it was!) *laugh* Listen: you can never have too many cats or too many tattoos...(wait...is that true??)

[Michael Thrower]

F*****g owned.

[Crazy Cat Man]

he or she actually took down the fake pics. To be honest no one cares if u put fake pics. but when ur insulting someone ur asking to be burn lol

[Michael Thrower]

Lol yeah, she was throwing insults like crazy. She had it coming, in all honesty.

[Crazy Cat Man]

so far my fave song of the Dethalbum 3 is "The Galaxy" yeah the lyrics are not as funny as the first album but damn its a good death metal album

[Michael Thrower]

Lol it is, I think "I Ejaculate Fire" is still my favorite.

[Crazy Cat Man]

i also liked "Starved" lol that was a funny episode when they all wanted to go back to their roots.

[Michael Thrower]

Lol yeah I love that one xD Crush the Industry gets better almost every time I listen to it.

[Crazy Cat Man]

thats a good one too. im sad that he didnt make a full on song from the Dethwedding episode. that was a awesome short song. it sucks he decided not to develop that into a full on song

[Michael Thrower]

Yeah for real :/ Man, I miss their older episodes. They're still great now, but there was just something about them...

[Crazy Cat Man]

3rd season was the best. it allowed for more character development and even less death lol. the first episode from the 3rd season was epic. since they were close to losing everything. then the "TributeKlok" was also epic since they wanted to go back to their roots. :P