The Uprising Of The Unpaid Interns

If we don't start getting paid soon. We will start riots throughout the city and the world.

The Uprising Of the Unpaid Interns
If We don't get paid soon
Your offices will burn
It's not fair seeing the bosses get paid
While we work as slaves
This is worse than minimum wage
You offer promotions
But its taking too long
It's time for a revolution
It's the only solution
To this problem
What's the point of a degree
If we only work for free
You could have just hired
A vagrant from the street
What's the point of going to college
What a waste of knowledge
Corporations taking advantage
Of the disenfranchised
We work for free during the day
But we rob at night
If you want to be safe
Then you better get out of our sights
We are tired of being intern w****s
Blood will be spilled on the floor
If we don't start getting paid
Many bullets will be sprayed
Your body will be laid to rest
As a I put a bullet to your chest
This is the uprising of the unpaid interns
Now it's our turn
To make our voices heard
I will lead the fight
This is not right
It's time to start a riot
Now we begin our chant for them to finally
PAY US!!!!! PAY US!!!!!! PAY US!!!!!

Author's Note

Reviews

[Beck Louise]

Great, as per usual :)

[Baby Ricochet]

PAY US!!! PAY US!!! PAY US!!!! Love the title and loved reading it. I love rabble rouser poetry.

[Victoria Elizabeth]

very good write

[Crazy Cat Man]

thank u. this poem will cause riots throught out the cities lol

[Victoria Elizabeth]

Yup, we better take cover hey, could you check out some of my work? I mean I write mostly poetry but could you give it a look?

[eglantine]

haha, i've been there.

[Crazy Cat Man]

internships aint bad........as long as it can lead to something great. :)

[kublakhan27]

This is perfect...it really gets to the heart of the matter, which I know cuz I relate to this quite strongly...great work^^

[Allycat]

I agree with That_Girl,
this is very well constructed!
Love this :D
Thank you for sharing

[Crazy Cat Man]

yes this poem will cause riots throughout the cities....i wrote a dangerous poem :P

[That_Girl]

Another intern poem... me likey! Seamless... smart... well constructed. Nice!

[Crazy Cat Man]

hahahhaa im gonna recite this at a club......im gonna make everyone to chant PAY US!!!!!! PAY US!!!!!! PAY US!!!! :P

[That_Girl]

lol VIDEO IT. I'm watching the latest right now. :)

[Crazy Cat Man]

which video?

[That_Girl]

When your neice was being born. :) I must have missed it.

[Crazy Cat Man]

Oh that one lol :P i cracked up during the set. it was a small crowd again...ugh i hate small crowds i want large crowds

[That_Girl]

Some chick was realy into it... sounded a bit drunk lol

[Crazy Cat Man]

i dont know if she was lol....i know her...shes a fellow comedian lol shes cute and awesome

[That_Girl]

......single? lol

[Crazy Cat Man]

maybe.........but she will have nothing to do with me....she only dates hot guys

[That_Girl]

Hey! NO! None of that bullshit. You're always bitching at me about it... now it's my turn.

[Crazy Cat Man]

i know this girl...shes very highly dysfunctional and every comic is hitting on her every night. she makes jokes about dating hot guys. her bfs are usually BIG tall handsome hot guys. i am neither of those things

[That_Girl]

*Grumbles* doesn't mean there's anything wrong with you... >:(

[Crazy Cat Man]

it means ....dont try to think I should be with every girl who gives me the littlelish attention :P

[That_Girl]

Ugggh. You're such a pain sometimes. However, I stand by what I said before, that club is a bad place to pick up.

[Crazy Cat Man]

yeah i know LOL....all the guys are aggressive....the girls are flirtatious... but u were trying to imply me and that girl....i know that girl.. i have no chance....none of the other comics do lol....she only goes for big jock dudes

[That_Girl]

Of course I was. You know my main goal with you. ;)

[Crazy Cat Man]

and u know my main goal with you ;)

[That_Girl]

Yes love but mine would benefit you much more. Considering what I told you yesterday... ;)