The Morning After

A poem about the awkwardness of a one night stand :P

Why are you still here?
I thought we made things clear
After we have sex
You must disappear
Don't you see this is the aftermath
Of a one night stand
I didn't plan
For having you as my life partner
This is the morning after
Now I got a hangover
I didn't ask for you to stay over
You won't become my new lover
So why do you still hover
Over me
Please let me be
I should call a Taxi
Let's go our separate ways
No we are not having breakfast
You better be out fast
This was never meant to last
I hit on you at the bar cuz you have a great a*s
I don't really remember what happened next
I do know that the sex was great
Thank you for that
I should call you cab
I'm sorry that I led you on
But you really turned me on
I just wanted to get it on
Then be done
I'm sorry if I'm wrong
The morning after is always weird
Now I must say goodbye my dear
Don't let the door hit you in the rear
Finally she is out of my life
Damn now I'm getting a text from my wife

Reviews

[afra]

the ending was great ....and the poem was awesome ...well done

[Destinyxi]

Why are you still doing here? >>> what

haha nice ending. another funny poem!

[Crazy Cat Man]

lol.... i never done this before...this is just from pure imaginations and conversations with friends who have done this LOL.

[Destinyxi]

hahaha pshhh sure sure!

[Crazy Cat Man]

;) my innocent eyes

[That_Girl]

Hahaha it was all going great and then BAM! The wife. lol love it!

[Crazy Cat Man]

just had to make this character more of a d****e lol

[eglantine]

welp you suceeded lol

[That_Girl]

Yep yep! haha