Why You're Still SingleA Poem by Crazy Cat ManA poem inspired by a friend of a friend who is not my friend but he has a problem getting a date. He has no personality and is boring. People are getting tired being nice to him. Its like charity work
You're still trying to get a girlfriend
So you go to every event You even started taking dance lessons Dude, you're pathetic You have no personality You should go and buy one You're not any fun Dude you're boring All the girls are snoring When they hear your stories No wonder why you're lonely You're annoying You can't get a date You're very lame If you don't make a change You will never bring a girl home You will spend your life alone Girl, you wonder why you can't get a boyfriend Cuz you're crazy And you're also easy A guy won't take you seriously If you give it up so easily You're also weird Which makes every man want to stay clear No one wants to be near A crazy b***h I'm sorry for saying this You also need therapy You even agreed with me I pray to god that you stay away from me I will ignore your phonecalls Get off my balls I don't want to be you with at all And you wonder why you're still single © 2012 Crazy Cat ManFeatured Review
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