Why You're Still Single

A poem inspired by a friend of a friend who is not my friend but he has a problem getting a date. He has no personality and is boring. People are getting tired being nice to him. Its like charity work

You're still trying to get a girlfriend
So you go to every event
You even started taking dance lessons
Dude, you're pathetic
You have no personality
You should go and buy one
You're not any fun
Dude you're boring
All the girls are snoring
When they hear your stories
No wonder why you're lonely
You're annoying
You can't get a date
You're very lame
If you don't make a change
You will never bring a girl home
You will spend your life alone

Girl, you wonder why you can't get a boyfriend
Cuz you're crazy
And you're also easy
A guy won't take you seriously
If you give it up so easily
You're also weird
Which makes every man want to stay clear
No one wants to be near
A crazy b***h
I'm sorry for saying this
You also need therapy
You even agreed with me
I pray to god that you stay away from me
I will ignore your phonecalls
Get off my balls
I don't want to be you with at all
And you wonder why you're still single

Reviews

[The Random Writings Of ..]

My, oh my - Coming from a girls point of view first I have seen many girls acting this way, and well it cracks me up. Have you ever heard that song by Amy Winehouse? Fucked up Pumps? Well that could be applied here. If you haven't heard that song listen to it :)
Now on to the men part - LOVE IT! I recently went out on a date with a guy, no personality, and BORING! I tried my hardest to be pleasant, but when we started talking about subject he pretended to know everything about yet knew nothing he actually called me stupid. ON A FIRST DATE!!! And then he tells me He has no idea why he is still single. I was nice and said I have no idea. lol.
Love to poem - so funny, and so true! Thanks for sharing!

[Crazy Cat Man]

thanks. i just had to write this. :) im glad it made u laugh and sorry u had to go through the boring guy date :(

[Crazy Cat Man]

oh and yes i heard that song from Amy Winehouse. i love it. too bad she ended up dating a bad boy and he got her into drugs

[The Random Writings Of Me..Kates]

I know sad! Such a tragic loss.

[LefthandWrite]

Mostly I just clicked on this because of your name!
Your personality shows through the poem and gives it a funny honesty!

[Crazy Cat Man]

so Crazy Cat Man is catchy? lol yeah. I wrote this poem a while back

[1809 Black Plague Decem..]

wowsers. i really like this poem. I think you under estimate him. he's probably comfortable with his sexuality. dancing lessons are fun, and you meet and jingle. lol, but don't worry, 2 cute kittty kat, lol, ---mishel :D

[NaomiJim]

This poem is hilarious because of the truth and brutal honesty beside it. Anyone who reads and recognises themselves in your words can only cringe haha. Well done, I really liked this.

[Crazy Cat Man]

yes i just had to write this :P. a friend of a friend, keeps hovering around me when were at events. he likes to observe me and barge in. lol....it happened to me last tuesday night...poor guy he saw me talking to 2 girls then he barged in. it was awkward. he was waiting like a hawk. glad u liked this.

[NaomiJim]

Hahaha awk bless him. Some people just don't know how to approach the opposite sex.

[Crazy Cat Man]

yeah. i just dont him hovering over me. I wrote another poem about that. :P i write mostly about strange experiences that happens to me.

[NaomiJim]

Well they always make the most intriguing and funny ones. ;)

[Robbie~xoxo~]

This cracks me up! You have written a hilarious piece which allows the reader to understand the reason for being single ...I heard that you are very good at free flow... if so, this great! You have expressed the craziness of dating in an intriguing way. Nicely done!

[Crazy Cat Man]

dating sure sucks......but as a comedian whatever happens happens.....and it inspires me for jokes and poems :) i got cockblocked heavily last night. i was talking to 2 girls and a guy who sort of knows me walks in and tries to talk to the girls......long story short the guy apologizes to me and says "im sorry i did that to u but u were talking to 2 girls i just had to get one of them" i thought OMG people are desperate

[Call_Me_Miss_Imperfect]

I really liked this since many people wonder why they're still single, but you explained the true answer to that. Looks aren't going to be the only solution to win someone over, you have to be somewhat interesting too! You know what I mean? That's why I try to always keep a conversation going, I'm definitely not known to put someone to sleep. That's why I'm still confused on why I might be single. Oh well, it doesn't matter. I have more important things to worry about anyways. Your poem is extremely good and also funny at points. Outstanding job! :)

Ashley Rivers--Dream BIG and you'll win BIG:)

[natzky]

heheh...this is really nice...lol's

[Karen666]

funny and true LOL. i know so many people like this.

[K-mo]

sad but sometimes true lol, you know how to make real life problems funny