WritersCafe Players

dedicated to urgh......ugh.......u will see LOL :P

Only review works from cuties
in hopes in seeing their booty
at home they are lonely
and attempt to write poetry
WritersCafe is their e-harmony
So they go online
And try to cheat on their wives
Hitting on every girl
Commenting on every pic
Which is very pathetic
But little do these pervs know
Most of the girls have lives
Besides being online
They have boyfriends their age
They wont go for a old man anyway
Those WritersCafe players try their best
To get some play
And they won't rest
Until they get to see some breast
They are persistent
So sad that their life has come to this
They spend too much time on the internet
And are getting desperate
They couldn't find fulfillment
So their lives are filled with emptiness
They are left with bitterness
None of the girls are really impressed
They just leave vague compliments
And thats it
So sorry old guy
better luck next time
Might as well hit on girls
on CougarLife

Reviews

[caesarkreshen]

heh. Kind of funny, but this sort of thing happens often.

I think that men often review pretty girl's work differently, too. I've known many men who are kind to women and rude to other men. It amazes me that the women, for the most part, can't tell when a guy is totally buttering them up.

I am glad I am not a pretty girl because it would just be one more thing I'd have to worry about in terms of whether or not people are sincere in their comments about my writing.

Anyway, flirting is a two-person game.

[Creepy Swine Guy]

Of course ... we all have control of what image we post ... which to some degree, can regulate such ... "attention"

[R J Askew]

Well, I'm reviewing you and you ain't no cutie :))))))

Great poem .. you capture the way it is in many cases, which is sad, but is the way it is. Its easy to forget that the words are why we are here. It is good to be reminded of this and you do it with great wit.

[Heather]

I was hoping you would review me and ask me out but now....
.... still laughing, great job!!

[tekphobik]

Man, this poem will get you so much play ;)

[nyla bass]

has done.

[Karen666]

lol

[afra]

hahahaha..i love this

[Crazy Cat Man]

:) hahhahhhaha thanks. the dude who inspired this poem closed his profile hahahahah :P my job is done......

[afra]

oh so he was here ?

[Crazy Cat Man]

he probably read it and some of his readers were commenting on this poem LOL so i basically called him out. Oh oh :P oh well....

[afra]

lol ...i know him ...

[Crazy Cat Man]

really? then inbox me and tell me so we can see if its the same guy ahahhaha :P

[Persephone]

So true!! LOL I love your work reviewer! You continue to amaze me! Awesome job again!

[Crazy Cat Man]

gracias :)

[Clouded in Hopeful Illu..]

I clicked on this poem thinking to myself This will probably offend me somehow...Even more of a reason to read it!

Obviously that is incorrect. I feel...appreciated. Since this seems more of a rant, I won't give you the small things I see here and there, but just a general overstatement.

I like it.

It's sad because it is true, and it happens no matter where you go. In some places it is just easier to see. I enjoyed this, but it seems I have been gone far too long.

What happened to a writers "Community", haha.

+YourMidnightSecret+

[Crazy Cat Man]

thanks...and the guy who inpsired this poem closed his profile LOL probably cuz some of the girls he aggressively hit on also read this poem LOL

[Clouded in Hopeful Illusions of False Delusions]

I can imagine. Hopefully he won't come back. If you're going to hit on someone, do it in style and not be a creep ha.

[Autumn Dawn Gorny]

Lol, yeah what a lot of "players" do not get is that smooth talk is what writers do. Therefore, it doesn't work so well, we have heard all these lines before and hell, more then likely, had our cheesiest characters say them.

[Inci 2]

why do you write about this?... i didn't know even WC had people like that...
anyhow, you've put across your message loud and clear enough :))
with good poems like this we could help prevent cyber frauds

[That_Girl]

It happens constantly on here. Pay attention to the younger teenage girls' poetry and you'll find them. :)

[Neva Flores Smith - Cha..]

absolutely hilarious..........I take it this means you are not going out with me even though I am here commenting on your work? LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!