WritersCafe Players

dedicated to urgh......ugh.......u will see LOL :P

Only review works from cuties
in hopes in seeing their booty
at home they are lonely
and attempt to write poetry
WritersCafe is their e-harmony
So they go online
And try to cheat on their wives
Hitting on every girl
Commenting on every pic
Which is very pathetic
But little do these pervs know
Most of the girls have lives
Besides being online
They have boyfriends their age
They wont go for a old man anyway
Those WritersCafe players try their best
To get some play
And they won't rest
Until they get to see some breast
They are persistent
So sad that their life has come to this
They spend too much time on the internet
And are getting desperate
They couldn't find fulfillment
So their lives are filled with emptiness
They are left with bitterness
None of the girls are really impressed
They just leave vague compliments
And thats it
So sorry old guy
better luck next time
Might as well hit on girls
on CougarLife

Reviews

[Lily Mae]

I love this...good for you..xo :)

[gombeggar]

i am amused...well done

[Destinyxi]

Duuude the guy who I thought about when I read this closed his profile! LOOOL

[Crazy Cat Man]

hahhahhahaa im thinking the same guy LOL damn im bad :P

[Destinyxi]

hahahaha how'd you know he was doing that though? I doubt he contacted you xD

[Crazy Cat Man]

Oh......but he contacted my friend lol and they toldme everything haha

[That_Girl]

He was a creep... I'm sure he'll be back though.. :(

[Crazy Cat Man]

He will come back for u!!!!!! :P

[That_Girl]

Ewww don't even say that... he's as old as my father... no way... :p

[Destinyxi]

He's a bit younger than my father, but dang, the spammage I got from him x.x

[That_Girl]

What was he, 43? Yeah... he's older... scary. He continued sending me messages after I got creeped out and quit replying... like, half a dozen probably. W.T.F. -_-

[Destinyxi]

yeah he was 43. I stopped replying after a few days when he wouldnt stop lol xD

[That_Girl]

lol he didn't bother me at first but then I saw everything with a certain 14 year old girl and... yeah. I laid it out and just told him he looked like a pedo and people were suspicious.. he was offended but whatever. :p

[Destinyxi]

what happened with the 14 year old girl? x.x message me if you dont want to say it on here

[That_Girl]

Kay. :) Since she has commented on this, lol, I'll message ya! :)

[That_Guy]

you caught me

[marlayesterday]

Hahahaha this is HILARIOUS! thanks for it. Awesome. Oh, and I will add this, as I am new. Thanks for the warning. :)

[Katie Flores]

hahaha this had me rolling on the floor laughing. What is a little disturbing is that it's true.

[Crazy Cat Man]

good. Im glad u were rolling on the floor! :D then I did my job. Has any old old dude been hitting on you on this site? :P haha f**k em

[Katie Flores]

well a couple had, but if you don't mind I'd rather not :)

[Crazy Cat Man]

im laughing this is my first piece on Top Writing LOL cuz I am not in the same circle of clicks from the same writers who always get top writing all the time LOL. they must be thinking what the hell is this piece of crap writing is doing here LOL :P

[Katie Flores]

yup you are definitely not the norm :)

[Panda]

lol wow XD

[Crazy Cat Man]

:D best reaction so far :D WOW indeed.

[Priscilla Sayers]

Wow.... Very well said. Fun and light hearted even if the intent was to be brazen. It came off more of a "just so you know" and I like it.

[Crazy Cat Man]

gracias :D

[Priscilla Sayers]

de nada.

[Crazy Cat Man]

wow.....the guy who inspired this poem closed his profile hahhahaa looks like I did my job :P

[Priscilla Sayers]

Really? Well I am glad you achieved your goal. :)

[Crazy Cat Man]

Now i shall close my profile and move into the mountains and grow a beard. Then I'll write a memoir :P

[Priscilla Sayers]

Hey! Don't do that. Write my friend! Write and write some more!

[Coyote Poetry]

Take real talent to open up love with a poem. I enjoyed the story in this poem. I never had a real offer. I believe internet writers need great talent to sneak into another life. I did like the ending. Thank you for sharing the excellent poem.
Coyote

[Pax]

a good laugh. witty and funny. great work