WritersCafe Players

dedicated to urgh......ugh.......u will see LOL :P

Only review works from cuties
in hopes in seeing their booty
at home they are lonely
and attempt to write poetry
WritersCafe is their e-harmony
So they go online
And try to cheat on their wives
Hitting on every girl
Commenting on every pic
Which is very pathetic
But little do these pervs know
Most of the girls have lives
Besides being online
They have boyfriends their age
They wont go for a old man anyway
Those WritersCafe players try their best
To get some play
And they won't rest
Until they get to see some breast
They are persistent
So sad that their life has come to this
They spend too much time on the internet
And are getting desperate
They couldn't find fulfillment
So their lives are filled with emptiness
They are left with bitterness
None of the girls are really impressed
They just leave vague compliments
And thats it
So sorry old guy
better luck next time
Might as well hit on girls
on CougarLife

Reviews

[Sam]

Oh my god, this is awesome. c:

[FreeSoulLoveDance]

Nice, i really liked it! It is so true : )

[Ees]

I don't know what happens when men get old, but perhaps they loose their minds in different ways. I see it all of the time. Some dorky old man will hit on me at work and I think, man, even if when you were young I'd have been way out of your league. Seriously what are you trying for? Just praying that I have some sort of Daddy complex? Well my father is strong and has a fairy face, so even if I did, you are still out of luck!
haha. I don't get it.

Now comes the big question Mr. Cat Man, how are you so intimately acquainted with these instances? Some old man get confused?

haha, anyway, nice work, it's good and makes you think and wonder as you read it.

[Crazy Cat Man]

Oh this poem got inspired by an old man who creeped out a lot of girls on here. I posted this poem then he closed his profile lol....the girls told me lol :P

[Ees]

hahaha, I had to tease you a little bit, you know!

[The Analog Kid]

Haha,,,I have heard of a few that have actually asked for breast shots from some of my MILF peers too..lol!

[KAOlmsted]

CougarLife!!! *LAUGH* Where do I sign up?????? :-D And that would make a switch; an old guy pretending to be a young stud to fool all the MILFs instead of old, desperate women pretending to be 20 year olds needing attention from young guys here on the Cafe! (yeah, you know who you are...*laugh*) This was really funny, Cat Man Do...really funny...

[K-mo]

It's a sad world we live in, good write!

[Emunah June.]

Ugh I cannot agree with you more! -.- I really hate people that use this site for dating or something, then produce pathetic excuses for writing in order to make it look like they belong here. You know what else I hate? The teens! While I am a teen myself, I take the art of literature and reviewing very seriously. I didnt come here to listen to your drama and what not: I came here to really express myself. If I wanted drama, I'd just go get on Facebook.

A very relatable write that was written both uniquely and bluntly. Very well done, sir. Very well done indeed.

[Crazy Cat Man]

thank u ma'am. this was written from observation. and in particular one guy and he left the site becuz of this poem lol. im proud of myself :

[Alicia Schroeder]

Haha.. so true :)

[Jordan A. Wilson]

point 'em out point 'em out

[Moonflower]

Lmfao. It's funny, cause it's true.