This A#$hole Kitten

Inspired by a funny chat I had with Shelley Holt-Lowrey. She sent me a pic of a cute kitten and called the kitten an a*****e. I think its a challenge to destroy something so cute. for no reason haaha

This a*****e kitten
Is really getting on my nerves
When I'm mad at the world
He just purrs
I get pissed off
When he ignores my calls
and just sharpens his claws
When I come home from work
He just yawns
and plays with his ball of yarns
When i try to pet him
He runs away
and hides under the couch
He only comes out
When he sees a mouse
But he's a lousy hunter
He's useless
Like a bunter
He is only sweet
when it's time to eat
and when I give him treats
But when I have no food
He gets in a foul mood
He gets pissed
And he starts to hiss
If he dies he will not be missed
This kitten is an a*****e
he also s***s outside of the litter box
He does that a lot
To get under my skin
He hides behind his cuteness
But underneath there's a darkness
Lurking inside
That why he hides
Under the chair
When I walk by
He attacks
And scratches my feet
I admit defeat
Don't be fooled by his tricks
He's a dick
Don't be fooled by his cute eyes
If he has his way, you will die
So beware when I tell you
Do not be smitten
By this evil kitten

Author's Note

this my cat. R.I.P. Cholo....he was being a jerk. playing with my toothbrush :P

Reviews

[Wolf]

I loved the poem...But I'm more of a cat person :D So I love cats no matter what they do. Black cats are my favorite :P

[Crazy Cat Man]

I'm also a cat person. I actually have 2 cat tattoos :P

[Wolf]

I'm a get person, which is a hamster owner XD

[Owlgirl]

That kitten can do no wrong. It is too cute. xD loved the poem

[Becky]

Ahahaha this is great, though wouldn't it be "smitten with this kitten"? Ah, well, brilliantly hilarious poem anyway. You work never fails to make me giggle, or at least grin idiotically. :) Nice write!

[Crazy Cat Man]

thanks. i just had to write a silly poem that makes no sense. Everyone loves kittens :)

[L0v3craft]

bahahaha ha xD