This A#$hole KittenA Poem by Crazy Cat ManInspired by a funny chat I had with Shelley Holt-Lowrey. She sent me a pic of a cute kitten and called the kitten an a*****e. I think its a challenge to destroy something so cute. for no reason haaha
This a*****e kitten
Is really getting on my nerves When I'm mad at the world He just purrs I get pissed off When he ignores my calls and just sharpens his claws When I come home from work He just yawns and plays with his ball of yarns When i try to pet him He runs away and hides under the couch He only comes out When he sees a mouse But he's a lousy hunter He's useless Like a bunter He is only sweet when it's time to eat and when I give him treats But when I have no food He gets in a foul mood He gets pissed And he starts to hiss If he dies he will not be missed This kitten is an a*****e he also s***s outside of the litter box He does that a lot To get under my skin He hides behind his cuteness But underneath there's a darkness Lurking inside That why he hides Under the chair When I walk by He attacks And scratches my feet I admit defeat Don't be fooled by his tricks He's a dick Don't be fooled by his cute eyes If he has his way, you will die So beware when I tell you Do not be smitten By this evil kitten © 2012 Crazy Cat ManAuthor's Note
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