Unsigned Rappers: Bad Guys Always Win Part 2

Part 2 of Bad Guys ALways Win. This poem is making fun of crappy unsigned rappers who try to act big and bad at the open mics haha.

Unsigned Rappers
Want to be famous
But they're really just lazy
They will never be as good as Jay-Z
They record in the basement
Their rhymes are elementary
They rap on crappy beats
And act like creeps
They act so hype
But they still only perform on the open mics
They rap about money
But they don't have any
They rap about guns
But still live with their moms
They pretend to be rich
But they are on the welfare
They wanna live the rapper lifestyle
They are just in denial
They are never gonna blow up
Their music makes me want to throw up
Your music sucks you should give it up
Same ol song same ol lyrics
I would rather listen to Limp Bizkit
So sorry underground rappers
You will never get signed
You need to work on your rhymes
You are wasting your time
You must be insane
In thinking you're the next Lil Wayne
Your raps are a real crapper
You will forever be an unsigned rapper

Reviews

[Persephone]

Haha great job! Too many guys think they're the next Kanye and it's so not true lol Had me laughing again Reviewer!

[Crazy Cat Man]

ugh theres just too many of them in NY. plus they act like dicks like they are already signed. I met only one nice rapper. the other's i met are total dicks. its kind of funny to me. :P

[Persephone]

Lol I bet!