Unsigned Rappers: Bad Guys Always Win Part 2

Part 2 of Bad Guys ALways Win. This poem is making fun of crappy unsigned rappers who try to act big and bad at the open mics haha.

Unsigned Rappers
Want to be famous
But they're really just lazy
They will never be as good as Jay-Z
They record in the basement
Their rhymes are elementary
They rap on crappy beats
And act like creeps
They act so hype
But they still only perform on the open mics
They rap about money
But they don't have any
They rap about guns
But still live with their moms
They pretend to be rich
But they are on the welfare
They wanna live the rapper lifestyle
They are just in denial
They are never gonna blow up
Their music makes me want to throw up
Your music sucks you should give it up
Same ol song same ol lyrics
I would rather listen to Limp Bizkit
So sorry underground rappers
You will never get signed
You need to work on your rhymes
You are wasting your time
You must be insane
In thinking you're the next Lil Wayne
Your raps are a real crapper
You will forever be an unsigned rapper

Reviews

[K-mo]

I loved it!

[CHRIS ANDES]

I'm not that familiar with rappers
but this poem gives me the idea
=]

[Baby Ricochet]

Great job on both poems man.

[kayla]

Haha. Someones still mad at that rapper :P great poem

[Crazy Cat Man]

meh just had to make fun of crappy bad unsigned rappers with egos and bad attitudes in general. they all think they are gonna be stars but they suck u know it

[kayla]

haha yah true

[Hidden Happiness]

they rap about guns but still live with their moms-good lines

[Call_Me_Miss_Imperfect]

This made me laugh throughout the whole piece! I know what you mean though. There are some guys at my school that rap and think that they do it better than Big Sean or Lil Wayne. I laugh on the inside only, since I don't want to hurt their feelings. Ha! But hey, atleast let those unsigned rappers keep believing in their dreams. Whether it's going to come true or not. You know that the truth is girls in the end would want a guy like you instead! Good job once again! XD

Ashley Rivers-- your friend ;)

[Crazy Cat Man]

i just dont like s****y attitudes anyway. go ahead and follow your dreams. but doesnt mean u have to be a jerk to everyone around u. unsigned rappers make me laugh when they try to intimidate people in clubs and open mics im like please......take a seat :P no one wants to hear u rap on crappy beats! :P dont u like my rhymes...i can be better than them......Hmmm perhaps i shall move out of NY then......a lot of girls here are just going for the bad boys :P

[Call_Me_Miss_Imperfect]

Well, yeah I don't like guys or girls with that type of attitude. I can't stand to be around them. That's also true that they shouldn't be a jerk. They make me laugh too even though I haven't been inside of a club yet. XD Don't move town, cities, or states just because of crappy guys. If you wait and step aside from them evil guys then the right girl will appear :)

[Crazy Cat Man]

yeah...im just beaten down by the callous nature of NY and the short attention span of a lot of women in NY. but ur right. i should be patient. good night :D

[Call_Me_Miss_Imperfect]

Yeah I know I'm right. Goodnight(;

[Crazy Cat Man]

u should def read my NY poem...it explains it all :P

[Call_Me_Miss_Imperfect]

I will :D

[Destinyxi]

Haha thata boy, give it to him! Make his legs quiver in the realization that he's just not that good :P Next time you see him at an open mic, you should definitely read this poem and watch his reactions ^^

Good write!

[Crazy Cat Man]

u see how my mind works....i was sort of crush by the French chick eventually with going with the crappy dude. I wrote "Bad guys" while I was in the subway leaving the club. But i dont think i want to return to that club. I dont like the host...he hogs the stage and takes 10 minutes on intros then he puts his friends in front of others. So i think im done with that places. oh well there are other places :D

[That_Girl]

lmao brutal! :p

[afra]

wow very powerful and strong ...... well done

[Beck Louise]

High five for limp bizkit hahaha. This is class, as per ususal. :)

[Crazy Cat Man]

Im not a Limp Bizkit fan but I would rather listen to Limp Bizkit than a really bad underground crappy rapper :P

[Beck Louise]

haha yup same, anyday!

[That_Girl]

Hell Yeah! LOVE Limp! :)