Edward Cullen Is...

A poem about how shallow teens are becoming

Edward Cullen
Is the collapse of the world
Where every teenage girl
has become more shallow
Than ever before
Obsessed with looks
and reading stupid books
Many teens are spoiled
Too many of them have cellphones
They are over stimulated
WIth technology that manipulates
In the twilight movies
Bella is extremely selfish
and is often expressionless
She stares into space
Obsessed with Edward's face
She's making a mistake
Her personality is fake
She don't care about her High School friends
All she cares about is having a boyfriend
What message does this send
To little girls then?
Isolate yourself from the world
Just so you can be someone's girl?
Run away from your dad
Forget everything that you ever had
Edward Cullen's
Personality is sullen
Bella's personality
is often dull then
I'm sure eventually their love will go wrong
After many years as a Vampire
All of her friends are gone
She'll wonder what have I done?

Reviews

[Dean Kuch®]

For Vampires, I'll stick to Bram Stoker's "DRACULA", or F.W. Murnau's German silent classic "NOFERATU". Although I must admit, I did like "FRIGHT NIGHT". The 1985 version, NOT the 2011 one.
None of the girls I went to high school with would have hung out with a pallid faced, mascara wearin', glowing eyed dude like Edward Cullen. Recommended blood transfusions and vitamins, fed him liver and onions maybe, sure. But be seen in public with him, much less go off into the woods ALONE with him? ... was not happenin'!

[ewest1220]

I don't get how Dracula turned into a 98 pound sparkly guy. It disturbes me.

[writingurl14]

lol funniest poem I have every read! I love it! great writing!

[外人 (Gaiji..]

Finally someone pointing out all of this !!! Screw any kind of poetry analysis, I have just a word for you: BRAVO !

[Persephone]

I like how you have brought the bigger picture forward with this one aspect of teen girldom hehe - I will admit I read all 4 Twilight books and loved them - I think teenage girls have always been a little boy crazy and from about 12-15 all you think about is getting a boyfriend, at least I did and that was way before these novels - So sadly I fear that's just the curse of being a teenage girl, to pine over a perfect man who doesn't exist - eventually we do get over it tho ;) - great work reviewer!

[Riley]

Hmm, it's interesting you take this take with Edward. I really enjoyed the books, I don't really care for Bella in either book or the movie. In the book, Bella is too annoying and in the movie, Kristen doesn't portray the character the book at all. She creates a different Bella. One thing I like in the movie though (not sure if happens in the book) is that Jasper and Alice hold hands in the car when they take Bella to Arizona. It makes me feel happy to see that their love lasted all this time (even though its fake). But I can see what your saying. Doesn't send a good message.

[FreeSoulLoveDance]

So true!!!! i do love vampires, but not twilight. I gotta say the books were good. But the movie sucked. And yes many teenagers these days have no respect and care about popurlaity. This poem is really good :)

[Mary]

Wonderfully said

[ewest1220]

A sparkling vampire
A creepy gothic lady
Twilight is awful

A little haiku to go along with your piece here VERY well done!

[Crazy Cat Man]

i love it :D great addition

[Sunkissed Circus]

words cannot express how awesome this is.

[Sir Joe]

The poetic persona's dislike for the Twilight Saga is very much expressed in this poem. Though this is full of biases, I would still say that I enjoyed reading this piece.The line "She don't care about her High School friends" should be "She DOESN'T care about her High School friends".
Nice work, The Reviewer. You've just made an explosion over here. (=
LOL