Satan's Errors

Satan messed up his baseball records.
His statistics he has marked all wrong.
Yet he thinks he has really won,
Keeps chanting his evil song.

On his list, it says this game he won.
He cheated all the time, really lost.
He pretended to be a very kind player,
she knew better, her life it almost cost.

Said she was out,
she's stilI on first.
Said she's gone, ran away
there she stood on home base.

Said she missed the pitch,
Actually hit it fair and high above
Said she's crazy, even strange,
Nope, caught his balls in my glove.

She didn't pitch a perfect
curve ball,
but pitched it down the middle,
watched him fall.