EWWWW! PAPA

Papa, Papa, I am coming
to your house today.
Can we both go for a walk,
or go outside to play?"

Papa, loved Laurie so, said,
She'd have to wait and see.
To come on over for awhile,
shall we say, about three?

Laurie got out of the car,
she made a loud squeak.
In Papa's arms she jumped
and kissed him on the cheek.

Papa said, "Ready to go,
to the town park and play?"
She said, "Yes, Papa, that's
where I want to go today."

Papa pushed her on a swing,
then sat down in a chair.
Laurie ran over to him and
jumped on his big lap there.

As she got off his lap
to go back and play,
Papa said, here pull
my finger your way.

She went to pull on his finger
he suddenly let out a fart.
What was that, Papa? Suddenly,
she took a big fast dart.

She screamed, "Ewww, Papa,
You really farted and it stinks."
He began to laugh out loud,
then gave her a little wink.

After that, she jumped in Papa's
arms and fell asleep on the way
back home. They had so much
fun being together that day.