Twelve days of my Christmas

A Poem by Correen

                                       Twelve days of my Christmas

             On the first day of Christmas an angel to me and said she very hungry.
             On the second day of Christmas the teacher gave me a zero for my English paper.
             On the third day of Christmas my mother killed me and after gave me a big kiss.
             On the fourth day of Christmas a snowman gave me a black cat and a spider.
             On the fifth day of Christmas Santa gave me a diaper for a present.
   On the sixth day of Christmas a pony gave me a ' Poo-Poo' right on my face.
   On the seventh day of Christmas the teacher punch me without any reason.
   On the eighth day of Christmas my father gave me a portion for dinner.
   On the ninth day of Christmas my granny gave me a stick instead of a toy.
   On the tenth day of Christmas my aunt force me to go to school.
   On the eleventh day of Christmas my uncle gave me a Barbie to exchange my         i phone.
   On the twelfth day of Christmas I am so happy because I am in heaven.