Dingy Dong

Zedong 

Don't touch me 

with a prong

Instead use 

your schlong 

And discover 

How long my 

Scalpel and 

How strong. 

Mao my love 

You're a c(l)ock

That's dead as 

Van Jong 

So play ping pong

With your dingdong

Reviews

[M]

Lol. Hilarious poem, Tania. I love the simple rhyme. It suits the subject matter and lends itself to the poems lighthearted, whimsical tone. Very many Dongs involved in this poem and Dongs are always trouble! I appreciate the chuckle your poem gave me.

[Tania Mo]

Thank you Makhabat. 😊

[Chris Shaw]

Ha Tania, lighthearted fun. You made a dull day sunny. My first read of the day. Thank you.

Chris

[Tania Mo]

Thank you Chris :)

[Jaffer]

This is my first reading of dingy dingy. Fine, fun and entertaining poem.

[Tania Mo]

Jefferson thanks 😊