Dingy Dong
A Poem by
Tania Mo
Zedong
Don't touch me
with a prong
Instead use
your schlong
And discover
How long my
Scalpel and
How strong.
Mao my love
You're a c(l)ock
That's dead as
Van Jong
So play ping pong
With your dingdong
© 2023 Tania Mo
Featured Review
Lol. Hilarious poem, Tania. I love the simple rhyme. It suits the subject matter and lends itself to the poems lighthearted, whimsical tone. Very many Dongs involved in this poem and Dongs are always trouble! I appreciate the chuckle your poem gave me.
Posted 9 Months Ago
2 of 2 people found this review constructive.
9 Months Ago
Thank you Makhabat. 😊
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The theme, of the contents is good. By this, I mean that the literary purpose of the contents is good.
Posted 3 Months Ago
The theme, of the contents is good. By this, I mean that the literary purpose of the contents is good.
3 Months Ago
Oh thanks. It's all light. I don't do serious poetry and it does nothing for me. Lol.
Dingy Dongs...and here I thought they were little cream filled cakes...well, they kind of are, aren't they?
Posted 9 Months Ago
Dingy Dongs...and here I thought they were little cream filled cakes...well, they kind of are, aren't they?
3 Months Ago
Thank you Jacob.
Well we have the ding dongs, ping pongs (plentiful always)yet never a greater one than M.Zedong. if you know what I mean and YOU know what I mean. So it means you're bang on Tania MO.
Posted 9 Months Ago
Well we have the ding dongs, ping pongs (plentiful always)yet never a greater one than M.Zedong. if you know what I mean and YOU know what I mean. So it means you're bang on Tania MO.
1 of 1 people found this review constructive.
9 Months Ago
Thank you miss
Ooooo how improper little miss. Knickers fell off, laughing!
Posted 9 Months Ago
Ooooo how improper little miss. Knickers fell off, laughing!
1 of 1 people found this review constructive.
What a laugh I had. More of this please!
Posted 9 Months Ago
What a laugh I had. More of this please!
1 of 1 people found this review constructive.
I had to drop in on this Tania. This dingy is everythingy. Especially when this place is becoming a laugh a minute. Well done.
Posted 9 Months Ago
I had to drop in on this Tania. This dingy is everythingy. Especially when this place is becoming a laugh a minute. Well done.
0 of 1 people found this review constructive.
9 Months Ago
Thank you Divyan.
Whew, "do NOT, f**k with this lady" lol, thank you for the good laugh, your humor is contagious
Posted 9 Months Ago
Whew, "do NOT, fuck with this lady" lol, thank you for the good laugh, your humor is contagious
1 of 1 people found this review constructive.
9 Months Ago
Teehee thanks.
Ding dong bell. P***y's in well. We know who put her there now after reading you.
Posted 9 Months Ago
Ding dong bell. Pussy's in well. We know who put her there now after reading you.
1 of 1 people found this review constructive.
9 Months Ago
Smart one. Thank you ;)
Hilarious lady you. I hope you spare the good do(n)gs an lynch only the baddies. Yayy.
Posted 9 Months Ago
Hilarious lady you. I hope you spare the good do(n)gs an lynch only the baddies. Yayy.
1 of 1 people found this review constructive.
9 Months Ago
Thank you mr slayer.
Ha Tania, lighthearted fun. You made a dull day sunny. My first read of the day. Thank you.
Chris
Posted 9 Months Ago
Ha Tania, lighthearted fun. You made a dull day sunny. My first read of the day. Thank you.
Chris
1 of 1 people found this review constructive.
9 Months Ago
Thank you Chris :)
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Tania Mo Sydney , Epping , Australia
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I am a Vietnamese. 27 years. Now living in Epping near Sydney. I write down thoughts that I like. You may like them too.
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