Dingy Dong

Dingy Dong

A Poem by Tania Mo

Zedong 
Don't touch me 
with a prong
Instead use 
your schlong 
And discover 
How long my 
Scalpel and 
How strong. 
Mao my love 
You're a c(l)ock
That's dead as 
Van Jong 
So play ping pong
With your dingdong

© 2023 Tania Mo


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Lol. Hilarious poem, Tania. I love the simple rhyme. It suits the subject matter and lends itself to the poems lighthearted, whimsical tone. Very many Dongs involved in this poem and Dongs are always trouble! I appreciate the chuckle your poem gave me.

Posted 1 Year Ago


2 of 2 people found this review constructive.

Tania Mo

1 Year Ago

Thank you Makhabat. 😊



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ouch. sounds painful. what happens if it get caught in the net? maybe that's why there's rubber on the handles. cute.

Posted 3 Weeks Ago


The theme, of the contents is good. By this, I mean that the literary purpose of the contents is good.

Posted 7 Months Ago


Tania Mo

7 Months Ago

Oh thanks. It's all light. I don't do serious poetry and it does nothing for me. Lol.
Dingy Dongs...and here I thought they were little cream filled cakes...well, they kind of are, aren't they?

Posted 1 Year Ago


Tania Mo

7 Months Ago

Thank you Jacob.
Well we have the ding dongs, ping pongs (plentiful always)yet never a greater one than M.Zedong. if you know what I mean and YOU know what I mean. So it means you're bang on Tania MO.

Posted 1 Year Ago


1 of 1 people found this review constructive.

Tania Mo

1 Year Ago

Thank you miss
Ooooo how improper little miss. Knickers fell off, laughing!

Posted 1 Year Ago


1 of 1 people found this review constructive.

Tania Mo

1 Year Ago

Thank you .
What a laugh I had. More of this please!

Posted 1 Year Ago


1 of 1 people found this review constructive.

Tania Mo

1 Year Ago

Thank you .
I had to drop in on this Tania. This dingy is everythingy. Especially when this place is becoming a laugh a minute. Well done.

Posted 1 Year Ago


0 of 1 people found this review constructive.

Tania Mo

1 Year Ago

Thank you Divyan.
Whew, "do NOT, f**k with this lady" lol, thank you for the good laugh, your humor is contagious

Posted 1 Year Ago


1 of 1 people found this review constructive.

Tania Mo

1 Year Ago

Teehee thanks.
Ding dong bell. P***y's in well. We know who put her there now after reading you.

Posted 1 Year Ago


1 of 1 people found this review constructive.

Tania Mo

1 Year Ago

Smart one. Thank you ;)
Hilarious lady you. I hope you spare the good do(n)gs an lynch only the baddies. Yayy.

Posted 1 Year Ago


1 of 1 people found this review constructive.

Tania Mo

1 Year Ago

Thank you mr slayer.

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Tania Mo
Tania Mo

Sydney , Epping , Australia



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