Dingy Dong
A Poem by
Tania Mo
Zedong
Don't touch me
with a prong
Instead use
your schlong
And discover
How long my
Scalpel and
How strong.
Mao my love
You're a c(l)ock
That's dead as
Van Jong
So play ping pong
With your dingdong
© 2023 Tania Mo
Featured Review
Lol. Hilarious poem, Tania. I love the simple rhyme. It suits the subject matter and lends itself to the poems lighthearted, whimsical tone. Very many Dongs involved in this poem and Dongs are always trouble! I appreciate the chuckle your poem gave me.
Posted 11 Months Ago
2 of 2 people found this review constructive.
11 Months Ago
Thank you Makhabat. 😊
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The theme, of the contents is good. By this, I mean that the literary purpose of the contents is good.
Posted 5 Months Ago
The theme, of the contents is good. By this, I mean that the literary purpose of the contents is good.
5 Months Ago
Oh thanks. It's all light. I don't do serious poetry and it does nothing for me. Lol.
Dingy Dongs...and here I thought they were little cream filled cakes...well, they kind of are, aren't they?
Posted 11 Months Ago
Dingy Dongs...and here I thought they were little cream filled cakes...well, they kind of are, aren't they?
5 Months Ago
Thank you Jacob.
Well we have the ding dongs, ping pongs (plentiful always)yet never a greater one than M.Zedong. if you know what I mean and YOU know what I mean. So it means you're bang on Tania MO.
Posted 11 Months Ago
Well we have the ding dongs, ping pongs (plentiful always)yet never a greater one than M.Zedong. if you know what I mean and YOU know what I mean. So it means you're bang on Tania MO.
1 of 1 people found this review constructive.
11 Months Ago
Thank you miss
Ooooo how improper little miss. Knickers fell off, laughing!
Posted 11 Months Ago
Ooooo how improper little miss. Knickers fell off, laughing!
1 of 1 people found this review constructive.
11 Months Ago
Thank you .
What a laugh I had. More of this please!
Posted 11 Months Ago
What a laugh I had. More of this please!
1 of 1 people found this review constructive.
11 Months Ago
Thank you .
I had to drop in on this Tania. This dingy is everythingy. Especially when this place is becoming a laugh a minute. Well done.
Posted 11 Months Ago
I had to drop in on this Tania. This dingy is everythingy. Especially when this place is becoming a laugh a minute. Well done.
0 of 1 people found this review constructive.
11 Months Ago
Thank you Divyan.
Whew, "do NOT, f**k with this lady" lol, thank you for the good laugh, your humor is contagious
Posted 11 Months Ago
Whew, "do NOT, fuck with this lady" lol, thank you for the good laugh, your humor is contagious
1 of 1 people found this review constructive.
11 Months Ago
Teehee thanks.
Ding dong bell. P***y's in well. We know who put her there now after reading you.
Posted 11 Months Ago
Ding dong bell. Pussy's in well. We know who put her there now after reading you.
1 of 1 people found this review constructive.
11 Months Ago
Smart one. Thank you ;)
Hilarious lady you. I hope you spare the good do(n)gs an lynch only the baddies. Yayy.
Posted 11 Months Ago
Hilarious lady you. I hope you spare the good do(n)gs an lynch only the baddies. Yayy.
1 of 1 people found this review constructive.
11 Months Ago
Thank you mr slayer.
Ha Tania, lighthearted fun. You made a dull day sunny. My first read of the day. Thank you.
Chris
Posted 11 Months Ago
Ha Tania, lighthearted fun. You made a dull day sunny. My first read of the day. Thank you.
Chris
1 of 1 people found this review constructive.
11 Months Ago
Thank you Chris :)
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Tania Mo Sydney , Epping , Australia
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I am a Vietnamese. 27 years. Now living in Epping near Sydney. I write down thoughts that I like. You may like them too.
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