Top signs Santa has been overeatingA Story by Cool-UniverseImpossible to talk to Santa without having a blizzard of red and green cookie crumbs spew at youThe entire warehouse of Elf cookies has been devoured and sadly even some of the Elves are missing Santa is now charged for two seats on sleigh flights Under intense strain, each reindeer's nose turns red Impossible to talk to Santa without having a blizzard of red and green cookie crumbs spew at you Workman's compensation claims for reindeer back injuries are through the roof ( not to mention the sleigh itself being through the roof) The conveyor belt carrying the Elves cookies has been rerouted to Santa's mouth Chimneys are no longer an option; just hurls presents during flyby Santa sits on sleigh; sleigh collapses Under tremendous pressure, Santa's belt buckle launches off and demolishes the toy factory At security checkpoints it takes a dozen men hours to pat him down Santa's press release alleges that intense meteor showers were to blame for widespread roof damage © 2011 Cool-Universe |
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Added on January 9, 2011 Last Updated on January 11, 2011 Tags: santa, santa clause, mrs. clause, reindeer, sleigh, christmas, christmas tree, elves, elf, presents, overeating, overeat, diet, weight loss, fat Author
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