Top signs you've said "Gobble, Gobble, Gobble" for the last time

Today you had to sign an insurance policy in which Farmer Jones is the beneficiary

Farmer Jones leads you out of your pen but this time his warm smile has been replaced with impatient lip smacking and a salt shaker

You no longer feel spiritual elation as in the past  when you were proudly referred to as the "The chosen one"

 It suddenly dawns on you why the others gave a months worth of feed to be cosmetically altered to look like Peacocks

 You found it strange that when you were  led out of your pen today they immediately put up a "Vacancy" sign.

 You can't understand why there is a inexplicable spike in the number of younger, skinner turkeys that are asking you for loans today.

You now see that it was counterproductive to join the gym and "Bulk up"

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