My Day Off

Hey, pretty mama! I’m a little enticed.

Could I have your ear and offer you some advice?

If you’re really smart and you value your life,

You’ll give me your full attention and you’re gonna be nice.

I’ve got a smile palstered on, but I hide a butcher knife,

And you wouldn’t be the first person I’ve opened with a slice.

But today I want cuddles; I don’t want to leave cuts.

Lesser maniacs get stuck in their murderous ruts.

But I’m a connoisseur of beauty and a fan of big butts.

You’re too beautiful to kill, so I aim to corrupt.

Reviews

[Emily B]

good morning, panda man! hugs and kisses

[Commanda Panda]

What's up kiddo?

[Emily B]

the world goes round