The Vampire Rap

I'm black and I'm white. I'm day and I'm night.

 I'm a vampire, sucka! Here's a vampire bite.

Then I'll screech in your ear like a vampire bat.

Where ya at? 4x

Come to my crib and sleep in a tomb.

See this crypt that I pimped? It’s my vampire room.

Every time I get girls all the hoes come in threes;

Just like Dracula’s wives. That’s my vampire sleaze.

I wear my collar popped like every single day.

My skin’s a milky white, sometimes a stony grey.

I’ll come to the bar and buy you chardonnay,

But it’s blood that I drink. That’s the vampire way.

Reviews

[Caradoc]

This was an entertaining little piece. Thanks for sharing.

-Caradoc

[Commanda Panda]

Thanks for stopping by.

[Robbie~xoxo~]

I'll take that chardonnay! LOL

This is hilarious... you had me laughing my arse off!

An enjoyable parody, loved your artistic expression (crass sense of humor). :D

WEll done!

[Commanda Panda]

Thanks. I like to just be goofy and have fun with the writing sometimes.

[TL Boehm]

This is hilarious. I wonder if you could sell it to GaGa?

[Commanda Panda]

She can write her own lyrics. She started out as a lyric writer anyway. Me, I refuse to sell out to anyone less than Justin Beiber.

[Marie]

I don't care for rap either, but I like the rhyme and beat of this.

[Commanda Panda]

Music has gotten so bad after the year 2000 that I mostly listen to instrumental music. I actually wrote this jokingly and decided to put it up.

[Marie]

I don't think music gets bad. It just takes a wrong turn for awhile.

[Commanda Panda]

Then you are more optimistic than I.

[Marie]

Yes I am. I just finished a story about it as a matter of fact.

[The Mutterer]

I hate rap, but this made me laugh and I want to rap it...

[Commanda Panda]

Sometimes you just gotta have a little fun with writing. That's all this was.