No Mere Mortal

You don’t get it, do you?

You don’t see me.

I’m half god, half poop

And sort of half Ouiji.

Any doubters in the crowd

Who don’t believe me

Can get a private show.

 I’ll give them a freebie.

Brothers and sisters,

I’m no mere mortal.

I tore a hole in space

And jumped through the portal.

Abracadabra

And Alakazam!

I landed on this earth

And now you know who I am.

I’m the man with the fiction

That’s turning into fact.

I’m the man with the darkness

You’re calling neon black.

I’m the surgeon of chaos.

My incisions are exact.

I’ve come to fill the void

With everything that you lack.

You thought I was a gimmick

Just here for shock value.

But I’m not.

I’m the guy here to show the stagnant how to

Party harder with your words

Than any dubstep crowds do.

Either love me or hate me.

That’s what it boils down to.

Reviews

[Brandon S. Whitten]

Excellent read and write. "I'm the man with the fiction that's turning into fact" My favorite line, sounds like something I've been wanting to say.

[Commanda Panda]

I highly encourage that you say everything you want. It'll make you sleep better.

[Emily B]

this makes me want to go and finish that degree in stalker school ;)

[Commanda Panda]

Live your dream, love.

[Emily B]

absolutely

[poetry-kiddo alienbaba]

You are the honorable son of God
You are the one less loved
you are the one cast in the pit
By my friend Michael up above
You are the one who tests
and you pull all doubts to rest
and though they call you a pest
while you operate from your sub-terranian nest
I have been designated to watch over and protect you on God's behest!

I am Uriel-arch angel of the North
...the one stricken off from the holy documents
but still retaining my grace all the same!

[Commanda Panda]

Hopefully you arch angels are more fun. The lower angel I have as a reflection of my "higher self" keeps giving me strange dreams I don't understand.

[poetry-kiddo alienbaba]

Resisting the messages in the dreams will be futile
go with the flow but let the lower angel know
you are in command

its easy when you know who calls the shots and who gets shot

[Commanda Panda]

I haven't had the need to speak to her for a while. I haven't spoken to any supernatural entity in a while for that matter.

[poetry-kiddo alienbaba]

your need doesnt matter...but you invited her into you in the first place...and a few others tagged along when the portal to your aura was open ...

[Commanda Panda]

So what your saying is I have a supernatural party inside me just waiting to be thrown at a whim. Time to get a keg and a DJ.

[poetry-kiddo alienbaba]

dont forget the drink made of overboiled potato peals. yes smir-em-off

[Commanda Panda]

Sounds like something an Irish person would come up with.

[poetry-kiddo alienbaba]

what is Irish is it a verb or a noun?

[Commanda Panda]

Adjective I believe. It describes one of the alien races that came to earth and became what we now call humans.

[poetry-kiddo alienbaba]

yes...how silly willy of me...
but is it possible u r lily?

[Commanda Panda]

Anything is possible once you believe and stop giving yourself limits.

[poetry-kiddo alienbaba]

i meant ...dont change ur gender

[Commanda Panda]

Not in my forecast anytime soon.

[poetry-kiddo alienbaba]

good decision