Go Ahead. I Dare You to Censor Me!

I’m big on debauchery. You can call me letch.

I’m into drug money and small vaginas to stretch.

Don’t act all surprised. Everything is ruled by sex.

B***h, you want to get boned, so why are you acting vexed?

It’s only human nature. We’re here because of f**k.

You’re probably a prude because sex with you must suck.

You can continue on with your disgust and being upset.

While you waste life doing that I’ll be getting my dick wet.

Reviews

[ríða andlit]

Debauchery is the staff of life.

The Marquis de Sade was down. He knew.

[Princeps Angelus Mors]

You're the first person whom I came across, besides me, to know of the work of the Marquis de Sade. Huzzah!

[ríða andlit]

Was there ever any doubt? I love Juliette, I believe it to be my favorite.

[Princeps Angelus Mors]

I like Justine best.

[ríða andlit]

Justine was the first one I read. :D Now that you mention it...

[Princeps Angelus Mors]

I started reading his stuff after I began listening to Belphegor. They are a depraved Austrian, Blackened Death Metal band. You probably wouldn't like them, but they based many of their lyrics on Sade's work.

[Commanda Panda]

Sade was a vampire.

[Princeps Angelus Mors]

Poor man, spent most his life locked away for no reason whatsoever.

[ríða andlit]

Yeah. I know. He was unfairly persecuted.

[Princeps Angelus Mors]

At least his wife brought him cakes every no and then.

[Commanda Panda]

With no file to get him out? I would divorce her.

[Princeps Angelus Mors]

They were tit-shaped cakes, man!

[Commanda Panda]

Then I would just think real hard about divorcing her. What kind of cake pan did she use?

[ríða andlit]

Cake pan? Cast iron breast pans (cast from only the hottest and perkiest in the land).

[Princeps Angelus Mors]

Spot on, Red.

[Baby Ricochet]

"I'm into drug money and small Vaginas to stretch" awesome.

[Commanda Panda]

That's what us big men are here for; to destroy petite women with overly tight vaginal tunnels.

[Baby Ricochet]

yeah

[Vria P Crow]

What I Enjoy

1. Debauchery
2. Satirical Nature
3. Honesty

What I Don't Enjoy

1. Male W***e:P

I honestly just have morality. However, I have a sense of humor. To be honest, I dabble in pornographic works as well. I am more of an Anne Rice fanatic.

[Commanda Panda]

Well, I don't consider myself a w***e. I have said no to sex on more than one occasion. lol

[Vria P Crow]

haha Good boy!

I didn't really think you did. I am just motherly sometimes.

[Vria P Crow]

If you are aroused, I would suggest reading sex poetry instead because it is meant to be romantic.

[Commanda Panda]

There aren't many things in this world that stimulate me anymore. I've been desensitized by everything I suppose.

[Vria P Crow]

haha Then look at it from an emotional standpoint.

[Commanda Panda]

I have a hard time emoting. You'll have to give me another reason.

[Vria P Crow]

Read Mint Ice Cream.