- The Militia Man -

He's more American than all of the others

He has lots of guns, do he and his brothers

 

All his Beliefs are History Revised

He thinks he's a Hero when he's televised

 

He thinks he knows the U.S. Constitution

'Stay the Hell Out', says it's resolution

 

He does admire a man they call Jesus

'To Each His Own'  was his motto genius

 

In all of Reality he misses the point

Enforcer of Law, himself he anoints

 

He doesn't answer when Uncle Sam calls

He won't serve his country, he don't have the balls

 

He hates the Muslims and He hates the Jews

He hates Orientals, and Mexicans too

 

Him and his guns, he loves to parade

He won't fight a real war, he's just a charade

 

So lets round 'em up and put them in jail

Their hateful beliefs will send them to Hell