And me too, publicly and clearly conveniently shouts the odious, vulturine egoist Nadine Dorries!

Self-explanatory.

By Stanley Collymore
 
Quite bluntly I don't believe a solitary  
word that this plainly malevolently  
egregious, actually egotistically  
inured, discernibly rabid attention seeker and  
toxically, though pathetically so, significantly,  
basically vaingloriously, virtue-signalling and  
post-menopausal hag, is lyingly stating! This  
sprog, obviously born on the 21st May 1957,  
allegedly sexually assaulted by a vicar when  
she was aged nine and thus mathematically  
a situation that would have very purportedly  
occurred in 1966, but which Nadine actually  
obviously, simply never informed anyone of,  
not even her parents let alone very crucially  
but outrageously and justifiably, involve the  
police! But instead, kept stoically quiet over  
the years as regards this dreadful abuse of  
herself, even when, she became an elected  
MP and actually a Cabinet Minister to boot  
in a Tory Government; and obviously could  
very easily have named her alleged abuser  
rather openly in Parliament under the laws  
that very explicitly categorically guarantee  
MPs specifically, parliamentary immunity!  
 
Thus naming, shaming and similarly  
having this alleged sexual abuser  
of hers in tandem distinctively  
with his similarly very predatory associates  
lawfully prosecuted, and evidently if legally  
found guilty expediently and demonstrably  
specifically imprisoned. Literally incredibly  
and rather questionably nothing of the sort  
occurred but obviously with the now rather  
very openly alleged, and damned predator  
aptly dead, the ostensibly very saintly and  
magnanimous Nadine Dorries, totally very  
aware that he's no longer around, to really  
rebut her allegations, that are both simply  
self-servingly, fully attention-seeking, and  
also additionally compensationary driven  
she's crucially evidently at liberty to trash  
this man's reputation, with toxic impunity.  
 
Leading inevitably to the current witch  
hunt now very malignantly openly  
directed quite simply against  
the former Archbishop of Canterbury Justin  
Welby, quite literally because he's neither a  
Nazi aficionado, quite essentially like those,  
including Nadine Dorries that are intimately  
associated with, and are specifically on the  
payroll of those media and obviously MSM  
rags just like the Daily Mail, and is similarly  
a literally staunch supporter, is Archbishop
Justin Welby, of openly and commendably  
Transatlantic Slavery Reparations! So very  
obviously, and evidently similarly naturally  
in the eyes of all these entrenched racists  
and delusional, white supremacist bigots;  
it's extraordinarily open season therefore,  
by these evil very fatuously moronic men  
and women to unsurprisingly, quite evilly  
spew their vitriolic spite and endemically  
vile, sickly engineered verminous-toxicity  
crucially on simply conscionable, human  
beings like the Archbishop Justin Welby!  
 
(C) Stanley V. Collymore  
19 November 2024.
 
 
Author's Remarks:
Justin Welby, quite irrefutably, wasn't ordained into the priesthood and as a clergyman of the Church of England until June 27, 1993 clearly at which time Nadine Dorries was discernibly 36 years old; and according to Nadine herself she was sexually assaulted at the age of 9. So unless this alleged sexual assault of Nadine actually carried on continuously and well into adulthood, I don't see how Justin Welby could have known about it, and specifically as she, herself, never reported it to anyone including her very own parents.  
 
Furthermore, Justin Welby wasn't enshrined as the Archbishop of Canterbury until the 21st March 2013, so can hardly be responsible for what allegedly and clearly quite questionably happened to a 9 year old girl in 1966. Equally also Justin Welby had successful a career in the oil industry before he became an ordained priest, so I can't really see how any intelligent person can lay the decades and centuries old blemishes of the Church of England simply at the feet of Justin Welby or Meghan and Harry for that matter! But the Daily Mail, its hacks and puerile intellectually challenged morons and toxically verminous scum trolls will, as they do with everything they're simply told to, find a way!  
 
How anyone can live such meaningless lives really beats me!  

Author's Note

As per my previous works.