A UFO with strings attached? Could only happen in North America!

Self-explanatory.

By Stanley Collymore  
   
Such an incident would be absolutely    
ironic and equally too, belly rolling    
seen as hilarious if true! But quite    
intelligently to sentient and erudite minds is a    
state of affairs that's crucially not true! Since    
for a solitary lucid moment, actually logically    
consider, this purported scenario. The sheer    
irony of these quite alleged Aliens with their    
unquestionably, to specifically say the least,    
very undoubtedly far superior technology to    
what Homo sapiens have actually distinctly,    
evidently so far discernibly not managed to    
perfect or literally acquire, having travelled    
at crucially unimaginable, even to our most    
erudite, technically scientific and obviously    
also, scholarly human minds while making    
their casually routine, light years journey to    
Earth's vicinity irrefutably so less laborious    
and time consuming than the very average    
commuter trip simply around Central Park,    
USA; simply and truly laughable  allowing    
their spacecraft, and similarly themselves    
to be literally quite pathetically shot down    
by what would irrefutably be perceived as    
and undoubtedly similarly be regarded as    
obviously discernibly Neanderthal human    
beings is clearly pre-eminent in its hilarity.


(C) Stanley V. Collymore    
16 November 2024.  
 
 
Author's Remarks:
The self-entitled who discernibly run this here planet we collectively and enforcedly do quite clearly happen to live in, literally transporting their own delusions of self-importance into a wholly different realm. As if Aliens discernibly don't know what they already are, and self-evidently won't touch any of them with the clearly proverbial barge pole. And knowing this, and to actually make themselves appear indispensable to all these global morons, these self-entitled and self-important, delusional earthlings, quite unquestionably make all this garbage up!    
   
Almost as ludicrously a situation as a council estate yob, knocking out a Centurion tank with a catapult!

Author's Note

As per my previous works.