They should all go away for good. Problem truly solved!

Self-explanatory.

By Stanley Collymore  
 
These Windsor taxpayer funded  
holidays simply serve no real  
beneficial purposes, other  
than clearly evidently for this specific  
family! Therefore, the money utilized  
in facilitating them, should obviously  
crucially and logically also evidently  
beneficially literally realistically and  
discernibly, essentially employed in  
a meritocratic manner, distinctively  
undoubtedly and similarly crucially,  
in the NHS, while quite additionally  
the UK actually earnestly strives to  
also be quite discernibly, a fittingly  
veritable, equitably democratically  
administered contemporary state,  
and unquestionably so a Republic.  
 
Also, money garnered elsewhere  
and both dubiously and clearly  
questionably crucially in the  
possession of the Windsors but rather  
rightly, quite genuinely belongs to the  
British public and State must literally  
now, be actually, transferred instead  
unquestionably, from its undeniably  
so-called Crown Estate acquisition;  
where very unwarrantedly and also  
exclusively it simply very fatuously  
goes clearly automatically to quite  
so-called daft birthright hereditary  
and a discernibly solitarily entitled  
person to an obviously, essentially  
actually unquestionably genuinely  
respectable institution undeniably  
like Reading University, located in  
Berkshire, England; to actually be  
responsibly, and very beneficially  
used on irrefutably, appropriately  
valuable research effectively like  
Diabetes and Cancer - medically,  
two of the UK's imminent killers!  
While practically, and essentially  
appropriately the elitist Windsor  
Klan can undeniably, be fittingly  
rather suitably simply allocated  
council houses clearly enabling  
them to basically see and really  
also physically experience; just  
precisely how multiple ordinary  
British families discernibly live!  
 
(C) Stanley V. Collymore  
23 June 2024.  
 
 
Author's Remarks:  
Whatever you unbelievably quite puerile sycophants undeniably rather fatuously think, Charles Windsor, unquestionably like all of us, is quite evidently a mortal human being! Even so he is specifically in a privileged position exclusively only on the vile and quite delusional notion of birthright, essentially automatically accorded, and most unwarrantedly so, privileges and a self evidently, equally self-entitled lifestyle that the obviously vast majority of the British population, not even in their wildest dreams could ever aspire to, but which automatically and very unwarrantedly in my view he effectively, both obviously commands and also demands.  
 
Consequently, while many in the UK do have considerable difficulty even clearly managing to secure a medical, whether with their GP or hospital, appointment, Charles has no such problem. People, that invariably engage or have done so for years in what logically minded and intelligent persons regard authentically as work, distinctly from this customary Windsor glad-handing and undoubtedly profusely hand waving, then returning in carefully choreographed comfort as on their outward journey back to their unparalleled luxurious dwellings. Yet in blunt terms these ignored patients that are contemptibly ignored, actually keep on paying their taxes, and if retired have punctiliously done so in the past. So in your very fatuous fawning over Charles do spare a thought during your odious sycophancy regarding your discernibly indoctrinated, perceived automatically societal superiors like Charles Windsor for them! Every family has its tragedies and aren't exempt from them as clearly we're all human beings whatever some people's jaundiced perceptions are!!  
 
Charles' decision to go to Australia, as he also changes his itinerary, is clearly a matter for himself. But his journey in marked contrast to other travellers to Australia will be in comparative luxury! A taxpayer funded government aircraft with every conceivable luxury, including a double bedroom and essentially also no having by him to queue for the loo.  
 
So as I perceive it the only beneficially results of such Windsor trips are really for the family's commercial brand, or as they perceive it the Firm! So effectively and most sensibly the practical option I think would be to actually lengthen the trip so there would essentially be more rest days for Charles enabling him as it was clearly originally envisaged for him to then quite obviously naturally visit all the requisite countries. It's not crucially actually as if Charles will effectively be terribly missed here in Britain decidedly during that time; for a month or two.  
 
Failing any of the aforementioned what then is the specific purpose of having a Head of State - even distinctly a literally constitutional and certainly an obviously unelected one - actually living thousands of miles away, who feasibly can't even visit?

Author's Note

As per my previous works.